03/13 - Mystifying Monday!

MONDAY JAMS BABY


Also.. forreal homeboys/girls/birds/bees/applekin, relax. Its like no one took that class in high school about sharing your opinion without being an overpowering jerk about it.

Warnings from here on out if I sniff the hint of an insult. Monday FUNDAY only LOL.

 

I never insult people. I am a tree, after all. You moving things need my farts to live.

 

I'm not bragging about anything I'm just stating the laws of Texas. There is no brandishing law, you're right there's disorderly conduct, but having a shotgun in your gun rack will not break any law and you on my property when I've already told you to leave means that I now have legal right to -kill- you. It's just how the laws are, if you wanna refute that, talk to your local Texas congressman not me.

 

What about backhanded compliments?

 

I am unable to walk more than about 1/2 step ... enough to help myself transfer from a chair to wheelchair, wheelchair to bed or toilet, etc. I would be totally defenseless should someone invade my home. My handgun is licensed. I have a concealed carry permit from the state I live in. One local deputy sheriff from the substation less than a block from my house encourages me to go to the range from time to time to make certain I can still hit the targets. He actually encouraged me to make certain I keep "Pete" next to me when I am working, wandering around the house in my wheelchair or in my hospital bed. I believe in gun control .. licensing owners after a valid background check. I further believe in gun control ... in my own hands ... well braced and aimed ... and ONLY if needed ...

 

Yeah well, just about everyone here is crazy, so I believe it

 

Is telling someone they smell like poop an insult if it's true?

 

Same! I have a 15 year old boy and a 9 year old girl... the boy acts like a child and the child acts like a bossy teenager. I am totally over the teenage bullshit, thank god I had my kids when I was young so I can enjoy my empty nest when I kick them both out (kidding. but not). Little mental terrorist fuckers these days I tell you!!

 

So it's a guns and sassy teenagers type of morning...must be slow.

 

I LOVE her. She's the only "pretty" crier I've ever seen. Y'know how people do that ugly chin down thing when they cry? End up with 2x or 3x chins and its just not a good look? There's some vid of her losing it over a sloth or some shit and she cries with her head up, its incredibly endearing and I just love her.

Someone in the gun discussion mind taking out her hubby for me? I'll pay in forum points. Jk he's a cool dude.. I'll just be forever sad haha.

 

Anyone know if any of these Audiokites don't have writing?

 

Lets just give the sassy teenagers guns. Problem solved.






Disclaimer:
I do not actually condone givings sassy teenagers guns.

 

Take it easy audiokite sheesh

 

I mean, I'd steal Dax Sheppard away from her....for you of course.