02/20 - Washed Wednesday!

(Though, I did just give my 4.5 GPA student shit because the got an F on a Physics test, even knowing he struggles in Physics. Guess I'm not THAT tolerant...I do need to work on that part of mothering. He doesn't need to be a perfect straight A student to be doing awesomely.)

 

I will be donating my body to THE CLIENT!!

 

tfw I slide into @Kadauchi's DMs and he ghosts me.

I see how it is

 

i like how you can tell when someone was given the mturk password to poke around until they get bored. in the last 24 hours we've had two dashboard changes, someone supposedly getting masters and someone getting a warning about a revoke. i expect they'll get bored and lock the door again for another year until they decide to tinker again.

"hey guys i reaaally want to change the iframe text to be center aligned, mind if i run in and change it?"
"sure whatevs, throw out some emails while you're at it"
"K!"

 

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I am way too immature to not giggle at "foreshank":

The beef shank is the shank (or leg) portion of a steer or heifer. In Britain the corresponding cuts of beef are the shin (the foreshank), and the leg (the hindshank).

 

I was going to make an abraham lincoln Gettysburg address joke - but I'm not confident that canada learns about our president's famous speeches.

It wasn't even a good joke anyways.

idk why I'm even posting about it

 

That was a nice $2 before the servers died.

 

We love you, that's why we're going to tell you the multiple ways we may or may not murder you if you cross us.

 

Some fancy weighted gpa stuff they didn’t have when I was in school.

So yeah, they go up pretty high now for kids in AP classes.

 

It goes up to 5.0 I think?

 

why did you capitalize only one word ahhh

 

Congratulations!!

 

I'm known as the cool mom at the school just cause I dont give a shit and there's lots of "sentence enhancers" in my vocabulary. lmao. I don't judge or anything like that. If it hurts my immediate family, you're fucked. If not I really don't give a shit. lmao I just have anxiety, so change is A BIG DEAL. lol I don't like it, and heaven forbid if the plan changes as the event is happening. Full meltdown.