02/22 - QualifEye? QualiFyre? QualiFriday (Softlaunch)

Meanwhile, I got a bunch of freeloaders over here!

 

File a freeloader tax.

 

Sure, those cute puppy eyes will swear to you that they will chip in for rent and kibble when they're at the shelter, BUT IT'S ALL LIES!

GET A JOB, SKEETER!

 

My experience using H&R Block in 2018 and TurboTax this year...I definitely prefer TurboTax. Not just because the refund stuff but I just think it's easier to follow.

 

So nice of you to give big gov a free loan.

Adjust your withholdings for the next year a bit if you can to make it closer to the real amount.

 

got any returns on the baby shark investment?

 

22 year old me swore bangs were a great idea.

22 year old me knew fuck all. I'm not sure why this was the first thing that came to mind, but I basically had a small forehead afro for a month, so it's a memorable incident of stupidity.

 

the new model sings and has lights

 

The only way to escape is to delete your turkerhub account.

 

pfft he is on facebook

 

nothing

 

You're not supposed to actually say these things in mixed company, dear.

 

Title: Truth Ball Experiment [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Jonathan Libgober [AVURT7MW2SMJK]
TurkerView: [ $24.72 / hour ]
Description: An academic experiment involving uncertainty.
Duration: 02:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications:

• experiment_glw2 DoesNotExist [ Request | How to Use ]
• Location EqualTo US,
• Adult Content Qualification EqualTo 1, [ Take Test ]

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Their job is give you Oxycontin!