03/15 - Fireball Friday!

Ban /r/dogs and only keep /r/cats.

 

See, I wasn't wrong when I referred to it as banned- I was just ahead of the curve by like a week!

 

I used to like /r/conspiracy because it was funny hearing outrageous claims about bigfoot and shit. was great several years ago

Now it's all anti-Semitic and political spam bullshit.

 

Politics has ruined the internet.

 

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That sub was infiltrated so hard and many of them bought that shit. The irony of how sheepish they are is baffling.

 

yeah during the 201six election it was so fucking bad.

 

Twitter poll rejection:

1. You didn't follow directions and either voted incorrectly or entered an incorrect code.
   

This guy is freakin gettin an email.

 

Same thing happened on the paranormal board I used to browse. It went from being occasional conspiracy theory threads and slenderman derivatives (back before the 12 year olds found out about him) to being the planet is controlled by reptilians and the moon is a hoax etc.

 

prime example of irony

 

Hi All,

Just wanted to send an update. The project has been delayed. I’ll reach out when we have a better idea of when we may start up.

Thanks!
Ashley

And that is the last we ever heard of that project.

 

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Meh, I have morbid curiosity about things like that and I was subbed, tbh. I've neeeded eye bleach numerous times, but I have a real morbid interest in stuff on occasion. Honestly, really nobody I ever interacted with on that sub glorified anything or thought it was "cool" or some shit. Ah well, it is what it is. I saw this coming once it was quarantined or whatever it was called. The writing had been on the wall for a long time with that one.

 

If r/conspiracy went back to reptilian stuff I'd actually read it again. That's the kind of stuff I liked. The Qanon crap and deep state stuff is so annoying.

 

Conspiracy nuts are like that in general. They're all "wake up sheeple" but can't apply basic reasoning to why Bigfeet can't possibly exist.

 

ProTip: Don't be upset about not catching this. They always throw out a test batch before the bigger batch. Just keep your eye out. It'll drop shortly

 

I'm not a pewdiepie follower or anything but it looks like his subs were nuked too

 

Bigfeet exists, he is my brother.

 

What? I'm obsessed with true crime (forensic psychology is my jam...)

But even with being truly obsessed I don't want to actually WATCH people die.

(however, I do really really really want to study the people who do want to watch people die...)