03/21 - Thousand Thursday!

I think we should stone them to death, so the corn will grow tall.

This made me laugh

 

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I talk entirely too much to my dog

 

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Title: Answer a short 4 to 5 minute survey [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Sarah Whitley [A39H5V2T0DOBRH]
TurkerView: [ $13.83 / hour ]
Description: Watch and evaluate a video
Duration: 01:00:00
Available: 13
Reward: $0.45
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 75,
• Location EqualTo US,

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As I sit here with a bag of frozen peas on my testicles (18 hours post vasectomy) I found this hilarious

 

I didn't take the previous one, but the titles are awfully similar...

 

Remember... vasectomies don't mean your wife won't get pregnant. It just changes the color of the baby.

Bad joke, I know.

 

Been up since 6, just not around much. Taking the day and working slow while spending time with the husband spring cleaning.

 

Weird day when this isn't even top 10 most shocking / weird things posted to the thread before dark.

 

I love how that swarm devolved into political name calling.

 

lol @ the end of this UNU

@Randomacts you might have a point on this masters thing

 

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Don't tell me what to do

 

David Nickerson [APU9R29V41IGL] Fast public opinion survey - $0.35 | PANDA

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Unrated

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$88.00 / hour
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Sebastian Lins [A4XG8YF99Q37R] Answer a short survey about mobile apps - $0.80 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

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seriously what a clusterfuck lol

 

Hopefully the next one is an athlete

 

struggle is real