03/27 - Warmish Wednesday!

Yeah, but are you going to repeatedly tell us how it’s the preferred burrito joint for the macros that jacked up bros need? How only dudes who get real swole understand the importance of chipotle?!

Jk. I’m 90% sure this joke won’t make sense to you. What did you get? Was it good? Have you ever been to a wedding catered by chipotle? (I have. It was underwhelming. )

 

I hear the duck saying "Afffffuck...oh yeah"

 

There's a lot to unpack here....

I have **no** idea what the hell you're talking about for the first paragraph, so we'll leave that there...

I had a steak burrito, brown rice, pinto beans, extra corn salsa, cheese & sour cream...it was wonderful.

I've never been to a wedding catered by Chipotle, and to find out that this is a thing...and that that thing is disappointing is...well...disappointing. I feel like my life has lost at least a small bit of purpose.

 

JFC PG&E electric bill for a small apartment just came in $182.64 I must be the one other customer @ChrisTurk 's electric provider has

 

Protip: Sneak an extension cord to your neighbor's place to grow your weed.

 

There was this super bro on the forum for awhile back who would just regale us all with how chipotle was the superior burrito for the swole AF and anyone who preferred otherwise was clearly some sort of idiot. I’ve somehow then seen this come up in conversation at least 3 more times with entirely different people who have made the same damn comment to me. It’s...interesting!

It was super hot when it wasn’t supposed to be during the wedding and outdoors, and everything was pretty underwhelming at that wedding because the venue was totally unprepared for a heat wave. It’s possible the food would have been better if everything else wasn’t such a hot mess, but it was not great. Plus, I had to sit thru like 4 weepy stories about how chipotle was where they fell in love blah blah blah. I love love, but when the food is just sitting there and they won’t let us have it because we have to listen to drunk, crying family members of the b&g yammer on about how this wedding wouldn’t exist without chipotle, it’s exponentially less romantic sounding.

Also, now I want corn salsa!

 

I just refuse to eat Chipotle ever since the time Cartman got bloody diarrhea from his ash hole after eating there.

 

This sounds about as close to the ninth circle of hell as I can imagine

 

I would still be paying it then ...I am still convinced the upstairs units are on my meter. PG&E won't fucking send anyone or listen to me so I think I'm going to stop paying until they do. How the fuck are 4 other unit numbers listed on my bill address and the only meter has my Unit # on it. The last lady at PG&E I talked to said "we don't even have unit 200 201 202 and 204 listed for that building" lol NO SHIT LADY IM TELLING YOU THEY DONT HAVE METERS!

 

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After last months $120 bill I said "well maybe I really used that cuz it's been freezing" so this entire month I didn't run a heater once...bill goes up by $60+ more

 

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>Ufotable Animation Studio accused of Tax Evasion Fraud

Unlimited Tax Fraud Works?

Or Heaven's Fraud.

 

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