05/01 - Whittled Wednesday!

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  1. TheNerdyAnarchist

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  3. dan

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    I asked Alexa for beaver joke.

    It's terrible.

    Why did the beaver rescue the princess?

    He heard there was a DAM zel in distress



    also

    knock knock
    who's there?
    beaver
    beaver who
    beavery very quiet, i'm hunting rabbits.



    alexa fucking sucks
     
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    You tried. :emoji_hugging: :emoji_joy:
     
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    Why was the rabbit so happy?

    Because somebunny loved him.
     
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    Focus on pizza mr pizza man...there are jokes of pizza in you I just know it
     
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    What do you get when you cross Wonder Woman with a Transformer?


    Amazon Prime.
     
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    Why was the pizza maker so bad at golf?
    his whole round was full of slices.


    What did the pepperoni say to the mozzarella
    Do U Wanna Piece Of Me?!
     
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    these are from alexa
     
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    The golf one is good
     
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    Yeah, if RJ knew anything about golf. :(
     
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    Did you hear about Golf's new super hero?
    his name is On The Green Lanthern.


    lol alexa sucks
     
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    lol

    Why are the Montreal Canadiens so hydrated?

    they have the most cups.
     
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    The lunch lady will like it
     
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    @Raptors4Cup
     
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    "Alexa, tell me a Boston joke."

    >The Red Sox act like they're small market underdogs, but they have the biggest payroll in MLB. To quote my robot predecessors: 'Does. Not. Compute.'

    That's not even a joke that's just shadeeeeee.
     
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    rekt
     
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    Well, I was going to get one from Elle but her contributions were: Why did the sparrow cross the road? It was stuck in the chickens butt. And, What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why don't seagulls fly across the bay? They aren't Bagels..... sorry, no help here.
     
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