05/06 - Seven Ate Nine Monday

Oh, yeah, pushing a shopping cart doesn't register, but my push mower sure as hell does. probably because it's not as sturdy and inflexible like a shopping cart is, and my mower is an adjustable rate mower based on how hard you push (it actually "propels" itself based on how hard I do or do not push). So I don't have to push hard, therefore my arm probably moves around a lot more.

 

Most likely...

 

Also, CT, steps count even if the wristband doesn't count them, lol. I lose a lot of steps in the summer in the pool!

 

"Mommy broke my finger"
"Mommy makes me do slave labor"
"Mommy tried to sell my stepsister"

 

You make me sound so evil!

 

Just going off the info you provide

 

My son actually bought me a new mower a couple of years ago. Along with my mom and brother. They all went in and got me an expensive fancy one that has both electric pushbutton start and pull my arm off my back start (guess which one I use ,lol?)

So, he mows the lawn with a mower he helped buy.

It's epic-ly meta.

 

And not taken out of context and ran with at all...

 

Eventually you learn to embrace it and just post increasingly outlandish things just for funsies

 

What's bad, I don't need to make up anything...I have enough outlandish things happen for real.

 

See????

 

Speaking of mowing, Kiddo had to do it Sunday. He left his weekend chores until the last minute (his norm, and he has daily chores plus extra ones on the weekend), so he was tackling them after he bailed (before me) on the baby shower that was across the street.

I get a text from him, "Should I wait to mow until after the baby shower is over?" Which I thought was super sweet of him to be so considerate.

I glanced up at the DJ that was about five feet from me and texted back, "Naw, I think we'll all be fine over here. But really considerate of you to ask and think of that!"

 

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I'm good. Thanks for the offer though.

 

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