05/06 - Seven Ate Nine Monday

See isn't this weird....

Spoiler: no flash

Spoiler: with flash

 

You have to mix in at least 33% lies in your personal anecdotes so they can't properly keep track.

 

...I keep the files for this place, remember? Anything you want struck from the record involves a ton of paperwork, cookies, and about 7 years

 

Taking pictures of your shoes on MTurk for less than $10 is definitely weird.

 

I'm not creative enough to make up lies more interesting than what goes on in real life...

 

whateva, 2nd shoe has sequins.

 

Duly noted...what's your favorite cookie?

 

Someone was low key calling my shoes homoshoexual so I am proving they aren't

 

I don't think I'll ask what that is from...

 

She can't deny the truth. Y'all remember EVERYTHING.

 

You have to get the cookies past TPG first, so good luck.

*high key. Super high key.

 

I have the multicolored version of those >.>

 

It's probably some gripping tale of an overworked businessman or faithful husband.

I haven't seen that exact film, but I can recommend others if you'd like.

 

Nooo, the crazy stuff is always the truth (less believable) and the mundane stuff is the lies.

 

I'll pass. But thank you so much for the offer.

 

So THAT'S how it works...

 

CT: I eat fish paste. I can't work an attic fan. I have a wife.