05/09 - Theory Thursday!

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  1. Hatticus

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  2. Mecca

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    With new tech they can watch and hear you.....if you talk about wanting to buy something you'll have ads for it next time you're doing anything online...its just what it is, I got over it a long time ago.
     
  3. ChrisTurk

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    Our Echo suspiciously lights up every time we talk about murdering each other for the insurance money

    I figure the best way to make sure your spouse isn't secretly poisoning your fish paste is to have evidence securely uploaded to Amazon :tinfoil:
     
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  4. ThisPoorGuy

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    Yeah, facebook doesn't do that. fyi. They spy on everything else you type and all the websites you visit so it's pretty damn easy to figure out some spooky shit about people. But they don't listen to your conversations.
     
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    SOMEONE, I won't say who, loses track of the dog when he's in the garage with him. I at least get a heads up when he's on the move now.

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    Renaming you to ThisFacebookShillGuy
     
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    Nah, I'm just tired of people claiming that facebook MUST be spying on everything they say.

    Nah, man, they don't spy on everything you say. They just spy on everything else and can piece it together pretty easy.
     
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    Matt-bot has been teaching me how to maintain the brakes on his bikes, so I can do it for him!

    This feels like a mistake on his part.

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    Please remember suspect #1 is always the significant other.
     
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    You've seen their face thingy right? :tinfoil: :p
     
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    I'm pretty sure this is true because if it wasn't I would have a constant influx of FBI/therapists visiting me.
     
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    Privacy is dead. Easier just to give up on it now ;)
     
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    Or they've just written you off as a lost cause :dunno:
     
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    I'm sick of people thinking everyone is spying on them. I'm sure the government is dying to watch you eat potato chips while doing a9's for slave wages!!!
     
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    Apparently, our life insurance also has a clause about suspicious accidental death in the first 2 years.

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    Man today feels alot like Monday in terms of hitting my goal
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    You'll have to wait 2 years to kill him.
     
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    Is this a customized thing? Like did they spend a week with Matt and decide that if you could make it 2 years they'd pay out as you "earned" it? I wonder what my timeline would be :emoji_thinking:
     
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    The government isn't, but facebook, google and whoever else certainly is. Rule of thumb: If you're using a product and you're not paying anything....you're the product.
     
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