05/09 - Theory Thursday!

And in case anyone is wondering:

Why I like long winded reviews (users stay on page longer)

Why there are so many random ass ways to sort reviews/crap on a requester profile

All of my posts are pretty self explanatory here

https://twitter.com/TurkerView

 

You hurt me with this.

 

It's a glorious piece of Youtube gold, you will not disrespect Wanda's Macaroni Salad and Simply Sara's wizardry in the kitchen.

 

My raw Andy approved btw

 

I'm sorry.

 

I have only had gin a few times and have never liked it.

I remember this bachelor party I was at, I saw my friend drinking a Tom Collins, and he looked classy as fuck. I went and got one too, thinking I could join him. First of all, I remembered I hated gin. Second of all, I didn't look classy as fuck, I looked like a sweaty alcoholic.

 

It's definitely not for everyone but nothing makes me feel manlier than drinking the preferred liquor of old British housewives.

 

Welcome to the club!

 

@ChrisTurk where tf is my hailcorporate badge

 

She actually looks like she weighs marginally less in her newer videos.

 

I don't know your reddit username, and that's probably for the best.

 

I asked for it first and I still don't have it. Or my TF2 badge.

 

Cornell Psychology Research Lab [A2UE742BKKC8S0] Cultural Perceptions Survey(~ 1 minutes) - $0.15 | PANDA

Fair

<24 hours

Unrated

$7.71 / hour
00:01:10 / completion time

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Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [146138-145549] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

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usernames* wink wink

 

CBresearch [A2C3GVWBXGG0X7] Consumer preference and choice(~ 3 minutes) - $0.30 | PANDA

Generous

<24 hours

Unrated

$25.71 / hour
00:00:42 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 50; Exc: [965585317-145883] DoesNotExist ; df3d8208 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 98; Location In US;

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Title: Leadership Skills Self-Assessment and Perceptions(≈ 20 minutes) | PANDA Requester: SurveyComet [A3NC2P2SPK9QQ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.14 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.15 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.78 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.69 Promptness Number of Reviews: 537 | TOS Flags: 3 Submit a new TO review Description: survey Time: 1800 HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100;TP Panel: -1305697549 N GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100;HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90;Exc: [146052-145463] DoesNotExist

 

I thought I made this joke yesterday when you asked too tbh

 

she looks a lot like peter griffin