05/13 - Myopic Monday

my dad documented every second of my life as a child, which merged into the whole "you'll grow out of this phase and laugh at yourself" photos.

Spoiler: rightfully so

gearing up for a korn concert, making our hair look like the guitarist's hair.




state fair in the middle of the summer, better wear as much fabric as possible because FaShiOn

 

Even I was all

 

Nothing like some questionable parenting & alcoholism (..that probably go hand in hand?) to derail an otherwise wholesome thread.

Nah, they're real. My parents were the original "dead to me" list. Suri & VRAPI just think they know how to draw the ire of my eternal finger wag

 

I think there is still a file called "jessers_blackmail.png" somewhere on my computer

 

Weren't we adorable

 

..this checks out, that is the face of a girl who has just figure out world domination but still has to hide it for 15 more years

 

To be fair to my Mom and Dad...this didn't really happen till I was at least 5 or 6 (that I remember anyways )and my Mom had nothing to do with it....was all my Dad and Uncles


Might have something to do with me drinking a 30 rack + a day for a bit there prior to quitting

 

One of the few times I am glad that I'm as old as I am and I was a full fledged professional adult when this was in style, lol.

Did you like Korn in concert? I saw them once (with Metallica, which is who I went to see) and I was not impressed with their stage presence.

 

There back to "wholesome" @ChrisTurk I wasn't allowed beer before school...especially the 1st day of school

 

> that onesie

????

 

Finally someone noticed

 

I don't have access to any old family photos.

 

Your mother (and grandmothers, I dunno, dude) need to step their Facebook game up, then.

 

This is the oldest picture of me I could readily find...it's like 15 years old, so I'm probably about 20 here. Joe Dirt sideburns and all...