05/13 - Myopic Monday

Nothing I'm not used to between the cats and..well:

 

Title: Answer a survey about a past event [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: UCD Self and Social Identity Lab [A2PS24IYMR3XS9]
TurkerView: [ $39.11 / hour ]
Description: 15-minute survey on past experiences
Duration: 01:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications:

• Masters Exists [ Request | How to Use ]
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95,
• Location EqualTo US,

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Moore Lab [A33V7NSHY0CNZ2] Housing price estimation(~ 20 minutes) - $2.30 | PANDA

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Unrated

$35.23 / hour
00:03:55 / completion time

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Pros:
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Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location In US;

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Sorry, but it's true(ish)

 

Title: Answer a research survey about identity and relationships ($5 for 30 to 45 minutes) [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Kristin Anders [A39ZAURBKOPPDS]
TurkerView: [ $18.97 / hour ]
Description: Get paid $5 to answer a survey on identity and relationships for a data collection. Take a 30 to 45 minute research survey focused on various types of romantic or sexual relationships in adulthood.
Duration: 03:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98,
• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 5000,
• Previously Taken DoesNotExist [ Request | How to Use ]
• Location EqualTo US,

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Go find your attic noises and leave us oldies alone young man

 

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@ChrisTurk you have attic noises? YAY the snakes finally arrived...

 

eamonn maher [AEZ48BLD1SJ6Z] Can you tell the difference? - $1.25 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$16.85 / hour
00:04:27 / completion time

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No, @SAJ is unfortunately senile and getting us confused. I'd like to give him credit & say it's on purpose to make his post that much funnier, but it's not.

 

I was also typing up an old joke about that but Tracy just walked right into it for me.

 

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You figured out how to turn the fans off? Or did they just burn out? Either way congrats your power bill must be below $600 a month now

 

RIP, Doris Day

 

@ChrisTurk who senile now huh fight me

 

San Jose Sharks , interesting fandom Saj, I think your starting to lose your shit.