05/21 - Tingly Tuesday!

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...BA DUM tssssshh

 

JGU_socpsy [A3JVHNS2WVPXKH] Social Perception. (~7 min)(~ 7 minutes) - $0.70 | PANDA

Generous

<24 hours

Unrated

$13.62 / hour
00:03:05 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs <= 50000; Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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tvjs is broken and is posting punny jokes instead of reviews.

 

You will be paid a total of $6.13

That's the real joke at the end of this!

 

@ChrisTurk please make this happen for april fools next year

 

Jon Atwell - University of Michigan [A4KEWDTFMFI0K] Game with bonuses starting NOW! (<20 minutes) - $3.00 $4.15 bonus | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$44.00 / hour
00:09:45 / completion time

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Pros:
The jokes are fantastic
My partner understood to answer uniformly after only five rounds of them guessing randomly

Cons:

Qualifications: New Pool EqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Sam McNerney [A39215IC8I5WH5] 3-4 question survey about lifestyle and a brand. - $0.20 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$12.86 / hour
00:00:56 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Except how hard his chest is thumping

Vet didn't have openings today (and my vet isn't in the office today specifically, cause OFC Bearnie gets sick when my vet isn't here) so I either need someone to cancel today or Bearnie to be ok till 10:40 tomorrow. I have a bail out walk-in vet if needed, too, but he won't need them.

And wait, you don't see the second cat? Are you ok, dude?

 

I'm gonna be real sad when we all remember this April 2nd.

 

NerdLab Lab Group [ATMRMLDNGYDJT] Take a quick study!(~ 2 minutes) - $0.20 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$23.23 / hour
00:00:31 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [4607282-147994] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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Someone post some work. Baby's gatta make goal

 

New Requester Profile!

Johnna Blair [A19HN9FRU3HNZW] A survey about your use of smart assistants (Alexa or Google Home) - $1.00 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$11.92 / hour
00:05:02 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Bubbly

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 93;

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Brandon Ives [A33G9NB575XUBZ] Answer a short study on current events - $0.75 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$33.33 / hour
00:01:21 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US;

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I'm at $30 so I can rest easy knowing I beat all of /r/mturk

 

Not possible! You must be scamming!

Really, I woke up about an hour or two late today because damn, freshly washed sheets are as warm as the devils tempting hugs. Sleep is like my #1 enemy to making money. Sleep is so great.

 

sounds like you're using a gameshark.

 

We found my husband gameshark in his fucking car under the seat while we were cleaning it out...

 

Ok..now I'm starting to get annoyed.

My college kid, while I was sleeping ate my lunch for today and ate half the shit I bought to use for dinner.

WTF?!!?!

 

Nah if you go to the truck behind S.S. Anne you can catch Mew there. 100% legit.

 

A few years ago my grandpa gave me a folder of all the cards I sent him throughout my childhood. I went through it last week and read one of the cards that said.

Dear Grandma and Grandpa,
Thank you for the birthday money. I used it to buy a gameshark.
From Dan Danny

I bet my grandparents had no fucking idea what I was talking about.