05/29 - Why Melting Glacier Failed Us Wednesday!

Israeli?

 

oh, that's what i thought you meant, but that's definitely not what that word is, lol. that's what confused me.

 

OH GOD I SAID GENTILES. OY VEY. I meant genitals. Why doesn't autocorrect work for that?!

 

When your ted talk goes wrong & now everyone knows you're a nazi anti-termite.

 

Ok.
One. Laughing at doggo getting carsick. It's funny/notfunny, but I'm still laughing at the poor dude.

Two. Oh girl, so freaking sorry. That would make me hardcore hurl, too. I can't even handle them in my dog, or anyone else's dog, much less my own body.

There is a 99.9% chance I'd take myself to the ER to have it removed.

 

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Off to church y'all. Preacher threw in the prelude, and two extra songs to play tonight. Wish me luck.

 

I have no lightly jewish memes that wouldn't get me hyper permabanned. I can't say anything back to this lmao

 

FTFY

 

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it is pretty funny, because it doesn't phase him one bit. he'll be riding along super happy, we hit mile 7 and he leans over and barfs, then goes right back to being happy. repeat every 7 miles. on. the. dot. he's very special.

and yeah, i wish i could say these were my first this year, but they're not. but it will never not make me want to hurl. all i could do was remove them and smash them down the drain with shampoo bottles and then dump shampoo down the drain to follow them... why? i'm not sure, but it felt right, because screw those tick carcasses that now smell very fresh but won't get anymore of my blood. and now every single thing i feel on my skin makes me think it's a tick and i hate ittttt

 

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

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Five. One in the driver seat, one in the passenger seat, and three in the backseat, although that might be a tad bit cramped. I recommend no more than four for comfort.

 

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