06/02 - Stretching Sunday!

current status: jacko terrified of drywall, because... well, of course he would be.

so he's hiding behind my back and popped his head out from under my arm.

Spoiler

haven't brushed my hair today, no judgey

 

another

 

Guess we'll do it this way because these always tick me off.

 

Only knew because of you

 

updated betting odds for who is responsible for the Google cloud outage:

Russia 100:1
China 50:1
North Korea 25:1
In house Google 5:1
CT 3:1

 

It's more likely to be an actual issue with their servers rather than political nonsense.

 

Title: Answer a short 3 minute survey about North Carolina | PANDA
Requester: Spencer Kimball [AOR3BF8M9OQIX]
TurkerView: [ $13.67 / hour ]
Description: Only for registered voters in North Carolina
Duration: 180 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $1.00
Qualifications:

• Location EqualTo US-NC

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That is far less fun

 

This amuses me more than it should @ChrisTurk

https://webcache.googleusercontent....ters/A2E4XQ3050YW61 &cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

My money is on Bezos

 

There is a real solace seeing dozens of companies/devs breaking down on Twitter, just wanna say I appreciate y'all having an actual sense of humor because some of these poor folks are getting slammed lol

 

Imagine if the entire Google network just went down. The planet would implode.

 

Also shoutout to TO who put Turkers through years of mental training for this moment

 

We are used to shit breaking around here.

 

watches Google ticker plummet tomorrow

 

muh SLA

 

Is this when I shill https://www.cloudflare.com/ or something?