06/03 - Machine Monday

You must learn to share comrade.

 

Perhot’ podzalupnaya

 

According to Endor, yes. Everyone should have a fair amount of work even if it ends up being $5 split among 1000 people, 900 of whom are slow as hell and can't work at anywhere near the capacity of the others.

 

fake, no qual Sergey > real Sergey

 

Fake Sergey is known to reject.

 

man, russians got some interesting swears

 

cyka!

 

That's the only Russian I know, by the way.

 

use this the next time you want to call someone a train station whore
Shluha vokzal’naja

 

Probably because he has to weed out BS answers from MTurk's finest.

 

I had all these big plans to log in and turk a lot. but I already did some 5's. I will take a nap instead and be back later.

 

It's late enough that I give you permission to call it "sleep."

 

I hope all of your days were better than this guy's.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

My favorite tho <3

 

man, the best part of dutch. people are always so fucking jolly when they speak to you. you'd have no fucking clue they were calling you an anus knight or buddy fucker

 

Reetkever (literally: "ass beetle"). Similar to kringspiermusketier.
Mierenneuken (literally: "ant fucking") is analogous to "nitpicking". It is considered less offensive than the standalone word neuken.
Tyfuslijer is a slang word meaning "typhoid fever sufferer". It is used as an insult, and roughly analogous to "motherforker".
Autist (Literally: 'autist') is a term usually accompanied by an adjective or an adverb. It is often used to insult someone who is acting in a strange manner. Kankerautist ("cancer autist") or Rasautist ("race autist") are more loaded variants of the term.

 

"sphincter muskateer" is now my favorite thing. I have no idea how to pronounce the Dutch version, but the idea of calling someone a sphincter muskateer is amusing the hell out of me.

 

man, us americans have failed as a nation. the rest of the world has all of these bad ass swears and the best we can do is say motherforker, like that's a bad thing somehow