06/17 - Mesopotamian Monday

easy, cat sits on you. you CAN'T POSSIBLY DISTURB HIM/HER. HOW DARE YOU

 

In my case it's "dog climbs in chair and puts his head on your shoulder even though his head alone is easily 1/3 of his entire body weight."

 

i honestly thought it was because it popped up right after i went to the botanic garden. i was thinking, well, i just smelled every flower in the world within like 4 hours, it's obviously just all the pollen. then the fever came, and i can't claim "just allergies" 5 days later

 

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And you didn't even do PoGO Fest Chicago to get struck by lightning

 

In the future you should just stay indoors as much as possible, it's the only way to be perfectly safe.

 

I'd bully the WVU fans more, but they can't access the internet enough to notice.

 

For some reason, you seem 10% more cool to me now. I can't quite put my finger on why, tho.

 

probably because his brother is George Hill

 

I've never heard that even once on this forum! NEWS!

 

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...wait who tf is this? I miss Raptors.

 

i know, we all sort of just stopped listening when we found out he couldnt tie his shoes

 

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But I miss @Chaelian too. Y'all need to stop stealing people's personas

 

The first thing I noticed about Matt-bot was his fine ass ability to tie his shoes.

 

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RIP @Brynn

 

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Raptors is an asshole, leafs is a dick

It's a subtle difference but I'm happy for the change