07/04 - Thrifty Thursday!

... tf kind of humblebrag is this? You deserve whatever hate you get Mrs. "oh all my neighbors are fancy schmancy lawyers"

I bet your step count is so low because you're carried around on some kinda Cleopatra thingy with the palm trees hold up lemme find a gif of what I mean

Real life picture of @gurlondrums going to work

 

As usual, I can hear at least 3 different fireworks shows, but can see only fireflies. Valley life smh

 

I'm mostly just grateful my dog gives zero fucks. My sister's dog hates fireworks, but she's gone home now.

 

my room smells like smoke

 

Every time I've been tagged today the thread is just full on stupid.

Anyway, @ThisPoorGuy this is how I wanna be brought into the office from now on

 

Have you considered closing your windows?

 

yes, then i heat stroke

 

Have you considered getting a fan?

 

i have 3

 

My german shepherd is attempting to protect us from the fireworks. The Braves stadium is putting on a show and my neighbors are shooting off little store bought ones, so the poor guy is just basically spinning in circles to growl/bark at the offending sounds.

 

No AC?

Rip

 

actually it is the first time in 11 yrs that anyone light up any fireworks close enough to my place

 

gets turned off at night

 

Yaya came to check on me when the first ones were being set off to be sure I wasn't being abducted by the scary loud noises.