08/19 - Maybe No Tacos Tomorrow? Monday

The store was out of Coke Zero, so I had to buy Diet Pepsi, since Diet Coke is just undrinkable.

Basically, I'm drinking poison, because they were all out of my regular poison, but at least it's better than that other poison.

 

Morning all!

 

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I want to gouge my eyes after this one. MY god

 

Diet Dr. Pepper FTW

 

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I'm here to snake your drain hole, bb

 

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it's monday

 

Do you mind, holding this pipe for a second

 

Somehow the addition of the word hole here just makes it so much worse.

 

People need to plan - not me - but CT

 

fuck that, you were being completely reasonable by taking some basic safety precautions! I've also heard of people dressing up in maintenance uniforms to case houses and then they come back later to rob them, so it's really just a terrible idea all around to let randos inside without proper notice

 

At least its not Diet Sprite. Now thats poison.

 

Only if you Masterbah it first

 

Have you considered drinking water?

 

Dr Pepper 10 is the best, but unfortunately none of the stores near me sell it