08/22 - Threadless Thursday!

Does everyone else who got their payment transfer to go through earlier now have a negative amount showing in their Amazon payments account? lol

 

you betcha

 

Amazon Payments

• Account Balance: -$350.01
  
  
• Disbursable balance: $0.00

Gonna quit Mturk now while I'm ahead.

 

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yepp...

 

So, was planning on transferring out of payments tonight to bank account.

Looks like I'm just going to wait a bit until they figure this out.

 

I always give it a good week or so when shit screws up.

 

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Unicorns wanted

 

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Someone I know (wife of matt's boss) just tried to "help me," by explaining how my gi/pituitary disorder is actually caused by [insert weird, non sensical reason] and asked if I actually just have [something that sounds made up].

Oh nooo, please get away from meeeeee.

 

I'm pretty sure essential oils can solve all your problems, and I just happen to sell them!

 

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I can sell you just the knife that you need to stab him with.

 

Clearly your pituitary problems are simply caused by taking too many steps. Have you tried to stay still for a while?

 

But what if the only person I want to stab is the knife salesman?

 

She used the words "stomach biome," and then went into this rant about modern medicine and I'm just like, "noooo, please nooooo."

 

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I'm apparently not "helping myself."

I did not know she thought this stuff for the last 2 years

This isn't the first time this has happened. Last year, one of the wives tried to convince me that eating diatemaceous earth and abstaining from like 20 foods would magically cure my problems for life.

 

Nah the real solution is a copious amount of cocaine

 

That at least sounds way more fun!