09/09 - Nine-y Ninesday

Sorry, no. You are required to leave your house, stand outside, take a selfie video as proof, and then upload it (after the walk out time of course you can't be near your computer during this important event) to show the world (randos on the internet) that you did a thing that will ultimately do nothing except waste your time.

 

New Requester Profile!

Raul Villamil-Otero [ARX8LTV5GHQG8] Answer a survey on organizational legitimacy [15-20 minutes] - $1.50 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$39.42 / hour
00:02:17 / completion time

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Pros:
University of South Florida

IRB approved

Read a scenario about a company, answer questions about it, then answer questions about finance

Study requires you to pass a qual test before you can accept the HIT

Apparently there's a potential 50 cent bonus for 'performance', even though it's just a normal survey

Cons:
Quite a bit of reading, with a few memory checks

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US; Qualification for Organizational Legitimacy Survey >= 80;

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What the fuck is Amazon supposed to do about it? Tell the millions of companies who manufacture the goods they sell, hey, this isn't cool, stop making us money bros.

 

Consumer Behavior Lab [A3FB3LMEFKY67W] Earn $.40 for completing a 3-5 minute survey about language - $0.40 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

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$6.82 / hour
00:03:31 / completion time

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Cons:
offensively underpaid

Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 96; Location EqualTo US;

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Amazon and the Amazon forest is the same thing right?

FIX IT BEZOS

 

>Movement led by a 16 year old
Oh, it's a joke, gotcha.

 

Amazon should just sponsor aka buy the actual Amazon and then tell everyone to fuck off (except the tribal peoples who were there first). Then in 5 years they can start selling "pure Amazon oxygen" or some nonsense like that.

 

Elizabeth Friedman [A4W6F7C8EKV44] Tell us your shopping opinions! - $0.25 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$30.00 / hour
00:00:30 / completion time

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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location EqualTo US;

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i';d like to purchaes an amazon tribalsperson with free 1 day shipping tbh

 

Can I buy this guy? He seems cool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_the_Hole

 

not as a sex slave but as a regular slave
stop it with the wow emotes

 

Jessica Hullman [A38B5QC57UTM1H] Providing guesses - $0.80 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$43.64 / hour
00:01:06 / completion time

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Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US;

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I sure hope they pull these quotes for the next "this site is ebil" paper instead of one of mine.

 

1 day shipping isn't applicable to international orders, sorry, you're going to have to wait the more antiquated two day turn around time for this purchase.

 

uggh literally unslaveable

 

Rescind vacation scheduling for the week of the 15th, terminate employees absent Friday of that week, except in the cases of those workers with medical or family emergencies.

 

Altsuss [A1ATES40ZPE477] Decision Making Task(~ 4 minutes) - $0.40 $0.33 bonus | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.00 / hour
00:02:26 / completion time

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Pros:
Potential bonus up to .50

Cons:

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) >= 80; Location In US; Exc: [1778115597-169614] DoesNotExist ;

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Ridiculous. If they can deliver booze by drone in <2 hours why can't they just strap some sucker to an ICBM and launch him into the atmosphere to land on my doorstep in 6?