09/30 - Mech Monday

My people were smart. When they got hungry (they were all there for all 63 hours! so they had to eat) they went and got food, kept it in the car, and traded who would be with me or in the car eating. I wasn't being mean, they were just being nice to me (I got mean later).

Also, I went into labor in October of 2001 right when we were dropping the first bombs after the 9/11 attacks (I was 8 months pregnant when that happened). They were all out there listening to the news about it. I didn't know anything about the bombings until almost a week later as my (not then) ex wouldn't let anyone talk to me about it because he just wanted me to enjoy being a new mom. (He was really sweet like that!)

But yeah, no eating around women in labor. Any laboring woman who kills someone for doing that has a valid legal court defense.

 

Nate Cheek [A20FNDOAL4RK6N] Events and Opinions(~ 15 minutes) - $3.50 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$12.40 / hour
00:16:56 / completion time

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Cons:
Inquisit. Compare faces (100 or more trials?). No progress bar.

Qualifications: Exc: [173606-173017] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 100; 52823eb8 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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Jaclyn Atlas [A26G8FFON9DWMB] <1 Minute Survey on new Product - $0.10 | PANDA

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Unrated

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$12.86 / hour
00:00:28 / completion time

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Qualifications: Location In US;

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Lars Vinberg [A26IBKKAKW1CUJ] Make 5-6 minutes of voice recordings and answer survey about your self (~20 min, $0.5 bonus for mobile users) - $4.50 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$14.97 / hour
00:18:02 / completion time

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Pros:
Could be done faster

Cons:

Qualifications: past_worker DoesNotExist ; recurrent_worker DoesNotExist ; Location In BR, CA, PT, US;

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@ChrisTurk THIS!!!! Also, make sure you look miserable as well, but NEVER EVER more miserable than wife. That's death penalty also.

 

it's in a slow cooker... if you eat some, will she even know?

 

Yes, CT. Just repeat, "You is brave. You is strong. You is my hero." (kind of like that mantra from The Help.)

Don't look too relaxed, don't look too stressed, only allow looks of concern for her to cross your face.

Well, let's be real here. You're going to get it wrong. Even I did with my bff. I still got ripped a new one, so there's no way to get it right, really!!!

 

Yes. Yes she will. The answer to any question that even resembles, "will she even know/find out" is ALWAYS yes about ANYTHING.

 

Sora Jun [A2LPKOJNBX0XGV] Perceptions of social media postings(~ 5 minutes) - $0.73 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$15.46 / hour
00:02:50 / completion time

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Qualifications: Exc: [-263945737-172126] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs <= 5000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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@ChrisTurk definitely this part, so just don't take it personal. Never take it personal.

 

Paula M. Caligiuri [A186FRM1B42SS5] Answer a survey about your work beliefs - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$17.82 / hour
00:03:22 / completion time

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Pros:
50 bubbles, including demographics

Cons:
Annoying Survey Monkey format
Scales (agree/disagree) change order throughout the survey

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Katie Kinzler [ARQJVZL64ODTL] Child Face Rating - $0.75 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$11.79 / hour
00:03:49 / completion time

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Pros:
Fast and easy enough

Cons:
Sliders, three per page
The topic, "Child Face Rating" is a little weird and creepy

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US;

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That's why you eat it at nap time.

 

Title: Live Group Activity: Predict the MLB Playoffs -- 3:00 pm EST | PANDA
Requester: Unanimous A.I. [A1OVB3ATBAQ1KM]
TurkerView: [ $9.77 / hour ]
Description: Live Group Activity: Predict the MLB Playoffs -- 3:00 pm EST
Duration: 240 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

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• Location EqualTo US,
• PB DoesNotExist

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This reads like your oldest sister was pregnant with your other soon-to-be sister.

 

Title: Work Colleagues(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Casher Belinda [AKLEPBHNXAUF9]
TurkerView: [ $17.87 / hour ]
Description: Answer questions about potential work colleagues
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 45
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100,
• Total approved HITs LessThanOrEqualTo 100000,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95,
• Location In US,

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