12/03 - Tamale Tuesday!

Y'all I have convinced my husband to do yoga with me. This is going to be hilarious.

 

This is the real reason why women carry bear mace, right?

 

I know that look. And the fancy stroller maneuver that gets them out of the way just before they're touched.

Once I was wearing him people stopped touching as he was strapped to my chest and reaching out to him fortunately seemed quite weird to most people.

However. During both of my pregnancies complete strangers would touch my stomach all the time. WTF. I'd be coming home on mass transit and get touched like four times if I was standing and no one would give me their seat.

 

LOL. See the post I wrote as you posted this!

 

Can confirm. I was the feral, second child

 

We were the same, kid always did fine. The mistake was me going to that Metallica concert 11 days post c-section and trying to stand up front. That is a 22 year old for you.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

K I'm making lemon bars from scratch

wish me luck

 

The don't ask. They just touch.

 

Place your hand on your hip like your ganna draw and just fucking stare them down. I'd flip a fucking gasket if someone just came up and rubbed my stomach.

 

They realize they out number you

 

he will only do t if i sswear o leave all picture Takig devices locked up. Lmao. I'm going to try.

 

There was a family down the way, when I was a teen, if you looked at the baby and did not touch him/her they thought that would put the "evil eye" on the baby or some such shite. It creeped me out and I never went back to that house. But I imagine these rival families now just walking by casually and then looking at a baby and putting their own eyes out or cutting their own arms off so they can never be forced to look at /touch the baby,lol. Someone should make that film,lol. edit: touch, I got it backwards, you get my point. Have to look and touch.

 

Man, when my dad realized it was him, 2 daughters, and his wife that is 20 years younger all under one roof

 

They have my condolences.

 

That's 4 decades of relevance right there

 

Achieved daily






only to realize I missed daily Sunday, leaving another $47.14 to grind out today.