12/10 - Evil Laugh Tuesday!

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not what you're asking, but we never stopped doing santa, lol. i even had very specific gifts i received from santa every year.

i don't remember what age i was when i found out, but i remember i heard something in the living room and peeked out of my bedroom door and saw my dad unloading all the gifts. i was like "oh " and went back to bed and that was that. i wasn't even phased. i never told him, and whenever it came up that santa wasn't real, he'd exaggeratedly be like "WHAT??!? hOw DaRe YoU." or tell people "SHH! she doesn't know yet!"

 

Yeah same, my 72-year-old mom still stays up late or gets up super early to hang the stockings from Santa. We're all like, hey, we're adults just sleep in, and she'll say "What do you mean? I don't have any stockings. It's obvi just Santa!"

 

SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You still don't know yet

 

I'm glad Santa has teamed up with Amazon for the past few years to make it easy for his poor old soul to get the Christmas goodies to all the good little boys and girls on time.

 

awww, that's the best

 

We leave her a stocking, too. My sister's and I team up, one or two of us will distract her while the other one sneaks out with her stocking and hangs it.

 

When I checked my mail today this was in there....


Dang it Fairbanks move for a second!

Thank you to whoever you are and Merry Christmas!

 

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So I was on the train heading home from work tonight and I heard someone shouting. I took one of my earbuds out and some guy was yelling "He's watching porn, y'all! This man is watching porn on his phone right now!" Lmao he got called the fuck out

 

My parents never "stopped" either.

I stopped with Kiddo only because he flat out told me he knew the truth, that Santa isn't real, and asked me to tell him the TRUTH TRUTH.

So I did the "Is there an actual dude who lives up North? No. But there is a Santa, and he lives in the heart of everyone of us who share his joy with others on Christmas, and as long as we all keep him alive he's real. And one day you'll have kids with whom you can share the Santa magic and joy. So while he's not flesh and blood, he is a spirit, a love, a joy, an excitement that has been alive for generations."

Or words close to that.

I was planning on never "telling" him like my parents with me, but...he flat out asked, and I don't lie when flat out asked.

 

He needed help. The population has exploded. That one night thing was becoming a wee bit unrealistic, ya know?

 

So, Matt's job has a holiday bake-off where the prizes are gift cards and such. Someone just forwarded me a group e-mail that said this:

 

When my dad drops off my nephew's gifts I'm sending him off with the "Santa had a little mixup and accidentally delivered your presents to our house."

 

everyone looks bad after getting out of the shower. movies are fake where they look good.