12/13 - Flabbergasted Friday!

While they are on about buttons.... has anyone else but me right this moment say move this to the end?



Mid post edit of shame...it appears I was on LSD the past year or something because it is no longer in my way

 

hey sorry if I hurt your feelings before. I was mad about something else and shouldn't have said that.

also to everyone else, turns out shortbread is gross and makes your stomach feel weird.

 

"Please, DO NOT use death as your reason!"

This cracks me up!

It would solve everything would't it?

No, he can't go to school because he's dead.

He can't eat that lasagna because he got hit by a car and died!

He can't scratch that itch because a dinosaur ate him...and he died.

And don't forget that great white shark that keeps biting people. He killed him dead!

 

I used "he's a quadriplegic" and "he has no arms" on two of them because I just couldn't think of anything. Yeah...I decided my data wasn't good and quit.

 

egg nog and fruitcake are really good though

 

I don't think I can live in a world where shortbread is bad and fruitcake is good

 

fruitcake = Christmas Pizza Brick it's great!

 

fruitcake...really good...does not compute

(kidding, enjoy what you like! bah humbug!)

 

We're talking about the same stuff right?

It doesn't help that any fruitcake I've ever tried could easily be used as a murder weapon, either through eating it or hitting someone in the head with it.

 

Yep...that's the stuff...

 

yeah and it's especially good with those gift packages of sausages and crackers and candies

 

Do you realize you're the reason millions of people have received that gift?

I heard stories of your species existing, but it was never more than legend

 

You mean those gift packages of wax?

Because they all taste like wax.

 

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So disliking fruitcake is the same type of meme as not liking pineapple on pizza, right? People just dislike it because they feel obligated to?

 

I'm still not over the fact that someone brought a store bought fruitcake to my christmas party last year...and dumped it in the middle of my dessert setup. Like, I'm not saying it vanished before it fully hit the table, but...>.> Between that and the weird egg nog brownie things. WHY. WHY. I ASK YOU NOT TO BRING FOOD AND THEN YOU DO ...THAT?! WHY? JUST WHY?

 

But it say Gourmet on it!

 

I dislike it because I tried it for Christmas 1997 and by the time I recovered, people were talking about y2k and Carson Daly