12/19 - Thrifty Thursday!

How the hell can I have another if the first kills my erections from here unto eternity

 

How does your wife feel about the mailman?

 

@Tracy Wethington just feel like you should have to read that post.

 

Reina Akama [A37VM7ERMORHL] Rate the plausibility of conversation (WARNING: This HIT may contain adult content. Worker discretion is advised) - $1.50 | PANDA

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$29.35 / hour
00:03:04 / completion time

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Daycare:

PROS
Can arrange playdates with baby Turk's friends, arranged in ascending order of weight and/or grip strength. There's bound to be some fat little fucker for max loading on peak days.

CONS
A fuckload of money.

 

Keep up we're getting a nanny now

 

What do you hope to do with a nanny, you don't have any libido anymore.

 

CAH [AN05FV7XTDOY3] Financial Decision Making Study(~ 4 minutes) - $0.64 | PANDA

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$23.27 / hour
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1 writing question

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Information Researchers [APW743VML2AOF] Household Activity Coordination - $3.00 | PANDA

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$22.09 / hour
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There's a pic somewhere of my ex getting clean-and-jerked by some meathead at a concert and he's very clearly full-gripping her vajayjay that I feel would be super apropos right here.

 

I'm trying to find where to cut off this quote to make it sound worse than the full thing but honestly the whole thing is just everything awful ethical perfection

 

I'm also recalling a story about a musician that makes it 10x worse imaging it's all the same sequence of events

 

Up until now, I had always pictured you as a disembodied voice. You know, that entity that commands respect and gets it because divine creation and things? But now you have genitalia? This changes everything..

 

So you weren't around for the walmart security discussion I see.

 

I'm scared to catch up on the thread now...

 

Well at least find them the link for me so I can be lazy

 

Different chick, but this is a perfect time to remind the thread that I am wiener cousins with Jared Leto.

 

Go on..