02/24 - Marble Monday

If he won't, I will.

 

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Direct from the Title 30 of the PA General Assembly

Section 930(a) (6) For a misdemeanor of the second degree, a fine of not less than $500 nor more than $5,000, or imprisonment not exceeding two years, or both.

 

Some possible defenses:

(...)

- You may have believed you were not in a public place. For example, you might have been naked in your home and not aware that you would be seen through the windows.



^"Your honor, considering how much Mr. Bigham rides my ass online, I truly and honestly felt that he wanted to see my sphincter winking at him in the privacy of his own office!"

 

Maybe most people thinking about it wouldn't be able to poop while people are staring into their eye?

 

If you do catch that $5000 fine, I'm sure most of TH will pitch in to pay it for you.

 

before anyone jumps into that aline batch, 73 percent approval

 

I have greatness in me, I can feel it.

Plus I drink a lot of coffee.

 

Three words: Sex Offender Registry

If there are any minors around? It stops being a misdemeanor. I knew a dude who is on the registry for peeing against a wall while drunk. In public. Well, a carpark, so not like right there, but a mom and kid saw it and he got arrested and the DA got a stick up his butt and now...sex offender registry. For taking a drunk leak in public (which we've all done at least once, right? Just me?)

 

I'm too lazy to go back and read what this is all about, but pooping on someones desk sounds fun af

 

Can I poop on your desk? Will that still be fun?

 

New kitty toys arrived today. Can't wait to get home and try them out on Spencer.

Glad I could make good money the last two weeks (monthly goal was made in just those two weeks) so I could then turn around and spend it on my cats.

I got three catnip bananas. Just in case all the cats like them.

 

I mean, you don't know what im into

 

Okay, okay. Nobody is pooping on anybodies desk.

 

Time to start a gofundme... Just for the shits and giggles of getting a copy of the mugshot.

 

You're not the boss of me!