04/01 - Taco Tuesday!

French?
Although I was capable of understanding the French in one of my favorite old New Yorker cartoons.
I think this was probably because of learning Latin as a kid. You can sort of figure most stuff out.
The cartoon showed a close-up of a man and woman's faces looking like something intense was going on.
It was obvious that you were looking at a movie screen.
The caption, in French, said something along the lines of:
Your hair is like the Spring wheat
Your lips are the petals of the rose
Your eyes are like opals speckled with gold
And on the movie screen, the sub-title said "I think you're rather pretty".

 

Title: Interactive experiment starting at exactly 5:05 PM PST (bonuses available, earn between $2-$6 total) | PANDA Requester: paul connor [A3643USXULLFI2] (Req TV): $23.80/hr/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: This is an academic study that takes around 20-30 minutes to complete. Please accept the HIT and join the study now, but be aware that because it is an interactive study, you will not be able to progress through it until exactly 5:05 PM U.S. Pacific Time ****PLEASE NOTE: YOU MUST CLICK ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO JOIN THE STUDY NOW – YOU CANNOT JOIN THE STUDY AFTER 5:05 PM PST**** If you cannot access the study now, that means we have reached the maximum participants. Please try again later. The minimum pay is $2, but you can earn up to $6 in total via bonuses earned within the study. Time: 1 hour(s) 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

 

Zarren Kuzma [A3EK1UE7MNI1O6] Answer a survey about reading bad books - $0.50 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$10.06 / hour
00:02:59 / completion time

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Pros:
-All in iframe

Cons:
-All writing

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 3 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Online Purchase - Books EqualTo 1;

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Title: Search Results Survey, REQUIRES SMARTPHONE, 25-40 min | PANDA
Requester: AQ Surveys [A1W6N0XR97E0Q4]
TurkerView: [ $17.67 / hour ]
Description: -
Duration: 120 Min
Available: 0
Reward: $1.98
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90,

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Title: Search Results Survey, REQUIRES SMARTPHONE, 10-20 min | PANDA
Requester: AQ Surveys [A1W6N0XR97E0Q4]
TurkerView: [ $17.67 / hour ]
Description: -
Duration: 75 Min
Available: 6
Reward: $1.01
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90,

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Dmitry Taubinsky [A3K9TK0UP27WKR] Receive $2.50 for a short 15-20 minute decision task survey with the chance to win an additional $5 bonus - $2.50 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$10.11 / hour
00:14:50 / completion time

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Pros:
Potential bonus
You can attempt the comprehension questions twice

Cons:
Lengthy instructions and comprehension questions

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 10 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Title: Survey on terrorism and enhanced interrogation | PANDA
Requester: Thomas Deen [A21J4G7IXGS1BY]
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Duration: 45 Min
Available: 0
Reward: $0.30
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My neighbor is having a get together

 

@morweeg Franklin's new duckworth has arrived randomly and he's very happy duckworth is back after the unfortunate demise of duckworth #8. Long Live Duckworth 9! May he reign for many months before his tragic end and replacement.

 

Go. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.

 

She says she'll give you a call if and when she feels like it. You'd better be there!

 

Luckily they are kind enough to be right under my office window so it's like I'm already there.

 

AQ Surveys [A1W6N0XR97E0Q4] Search Results Survey, REQUIRES SMARTPHONE, 25-40 min - $1.98 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$8.16 / hour
00:14:34 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
• Long and repetitive
• No progress indicator
• Must be completed on mobile

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90;

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Spray lysol out the window. They'll think its the chemtrails and run. Or not and at least they'll be disinfected.

Kinda a win-win. Also if it hits the grill you'll have cleansed them with fire.

I'm a real problem solver.

 

I also clearly should never be let out in public even if there is no shelter in place virus pandemics going about.. but..

 

Breaking: Local woman arrested after being told by online cult leader to dose their neighbors in holy fire & lysol. Images from the satanic forum, and their animated toilet paper leader, at 11.

 

A perfect 'polite cringe' gif!

 

Luckily I can't find Lysol or any other disinfectants anywhere or it would be on lol

 

just open the window and stare at them. make things awkward. assert dominance.