04/02 - Tome Thursday!

Just sanitize and deep clean.

 

My favorite game every time I have to go to the store is "Does my chest hurt because I have Covid OR does my chest hurt because I have anxiety about Covid?"

 

I hope he has fun trying to sanitize his butthole after all that.

 

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Did you want like more in depth sexualized questions or something lol.

 

I legit thought for a minute last night about offering to send you some I have left over because my son went from not at all potty trained to like it never was any different in the span of like two days but I realized If I just addressed a package to “beyond the moat, North Carolina” prolly wouldn’t make it

 

What if an adult wipes their ass with baby wipes?

 

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I had a box but it's kinda sketchy on if things will/wont be open so wanted another lol.

Everything looks like apocolypse now out there man.. 5 stores today everyone looks like they're about to keel over at any minute.

Also hobby lobby is open for some godforsaken reason? Their parking lot was PACKED

This is the plan.

 

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Tons of people are making home made masks now, lol.

 

Yea, I had to do our store runs yesterday. Every single person looking at every other person like their speaking in tongues or something.

 

No shit: the owner's wife said that she had a vision from g-d and that they're stores and employees would be safe... without sick days.

In states where they were closed, they've been firing employees via email.

Such a shit company. Burn it down.

 

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THEIR* (stupid freaking English homophones.)

 

Lmaooo yea idk where all these people got them but it's half & half between surgical masks and just bandanas like they're about to rob a saloon in 1882.

lmao my dumb self just waltzing around say hi to folks like it's sunday afternoon after church soooo many sideways glances MA BAD

 

We had to go to the grocery store today, because my grocery delivery was in limbo with no idea what was going on with it.

The majority of customers were wearing gloves and masks. Was surreal to see.

They had pretty much everything in stock though. Plenty of toilet paper and what not.

 

It is so hard to just THINK normally. I grabbed a sanitizing wipe to wipe the cart handle down going in and someone gave me a funny look at my immediate thought was, “ they prolly got the Rona”

 

I mean, it isn't an unfair assumption to make. Everyone should just go around assuming everyone else is infected.