05/11 - Mahalo Monday!

$113 bucks Dan. I'm sure this is forever embedded in my google ad history from now on.

 

I like how that GIF is getting hearts instead of LOLs.

 

That's exactly what I meant. Went to Walmart last week and whooo-buddy! The idiocy I saw standing outside waiting on my dad to get done with his shopping...people loading their cars up, digging through their purses and getting their keys out, unlocking and opening their doors, THEN throwing away their gloves...JFC.

 

oh... I was going to answer with a true story but yes, we can not

 

Variable speeds? How's the battery life? How would you rate the gratification?

 

I don't know want me to ship one to you? You can tell me about it.

 

I can just see the wish.com ads now.

 

Are there nipple attachments?

 

CRAP!!! I didn't even think about anything like that when I did the $20 HIT the other day, where they gave you $35 to actually spend on a real product(s) (which actually shipped today, for real). I should've looked for mesh tank tops or assless chaps or something along those lines. Dammit.

 

I feel like targeted ads just don't understand life.... like I was just looking up shaman specs for world of warcraft now I got this ad....

 

That cat's face though, it's hilarious!

It looks like how I would sometimes feel when my kids were all younger, and I got to go somewhere by myself. That's pretty much what would happen as soon as I got in the door, lol.

 

they had a 50/50 shot really

 

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PSA: Unless your gloves are neoprene, please learn proper glove usage. Gloves made of nitril or latex are only effective for ~15min at a time and should not come in contact with any alcohol or disinfectant, as the alcohol (ethanol or isopropanol) and most disinfectant will eat the glove and render it useless (actually worst than useless and possibly harmful as you'll have a feeling of safeness that is false).

 

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Same with love gloves. Unless they're rated for chemical interactions, it'll seep or break. Fun time to learn that your gloves aren't rated for whatever chemical you're working with is when you go to peel them off and your skin comes with it.

 

I have so many questions... Were you talking about lubricants? What kind of lubricants do you use? Wtf is going on in your life? Did you peel skin off down there? Did you die?