05/15 - Fortune Friday!

Yeah. As you know if I saw an owl outside my window I would call the freaking ghostbusters! And you even though I'm not sure what you could do about it. Lol

 

They have to call the Marta control!

 

I can't even get a TOGO margarita from Chilis.. I hate your entire hemisphere of the country.

 

I'll take that, because 5pm eastern is 2pm for me lol

 

No such thing my friend. Believe me they've tried lol

 

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I rarely start something and don't finish it, but man I couldn't take that one. I'm impressed you stuck it out.

 

id prolly tame it to eat the mice for later on

 

This is ma friend.

 

Yeah see the mice are a WHOLE other jacked up scene, man!

 

Depends on where you are.

Alabama - run over it in your monster truck
Alaska - use it as fuel to keep warm
California - tempt it out with a nice kale salad
Hawaii - tempt it out with a nice spam salad
Idaho - tempt it out with a nice raw potato. Or a potato salad.
Louisiana - set your pet alligator on it
Maine - throw a lobster at it and see who wins
Michigan - shoot it with your AK-47
Montana - set your pet mountain bear on it
Ohio - shoot it with your bow and arrow
Pennsylvania - shoot it with your hand gun
Vermont - set your pet moose on it

 

And now you are no longer MA friend lol

 

Yeah well I can buy fireworks so hah, take that big gubmint nerds. Real freedom is blowing my own fucking hand off sober because I can't get a TOGO margarita!

 

But I don't have a bow and arrow!

 

HEY, HEY HEY! I take offense to the California line! It would be a SPINACH salad, thank you very much! lol

 

hey hey hey.....its not an AK-47
...its an M4 tyvm

 

I was just super bored and needed to just press stuff at the time...figured I'd continue to the end.

 

We never even had a lockdown declared in my state, govt cuck

 

You've been taking geography lessons from @dan haven't you.