05/20 - Webcast Wednesday!

I love steamed broccoli. Nom nom nom.

 

You are under aged, you sonnawagun!

 

Did you not see my mustache?

 

I really wanna know how old AlexZ is. I have a feeling he's like 2 12 year olds in a coat.

 

Yeah, so two 13 year olds stacked together. Sounds about right

 

Lying on your TurkerView registration form is a crime punishable by death.

 

PASO Lab [A166OC93O5J5SP] Survey about emotions, thoughts, and behaviors(~ 52 minutes) - $6.07 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$23.52 / hour
00:15:29 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 38 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [6902612-215137] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location In US;

To read PASO Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Yea see y'all laugh but make no mistake I get a ton of emails like "I DONT WANNA GIVE YOU MY DATE OF BIRTH I DONT KNOW YOU YOU COULD BE A RAPIST" and I have to reply with "yea that's cool just put any date in there as long as you aren't 13 we're good I just don't want to get sued thanks"

 

Barbara Hemforth [AYUWKL92WH3DF] SSS: Multiscale judgments - $1.50 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$22.98 / hour
00:03:55 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 34 seconds ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Total approved HITs > 50; Location EqualTo US;

To read Barbara Hemforth's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Title: A simple decision making task. Bonus payment ~ $2.50 - $8.50 (max $14) depend. on your decision. | PANDA
Requester: Cornelius Schneider [A304HJV9NV45AY]
TurkerView: [ $14.13 / hour ]
Description: Simple and interesting decision making task. 15-60 min (depend. on your decision). Bonus payment ~ $2.50 - $8.50 (max $14) depend. on your decision.
Duration: 240 Min
Available: 53
Reward: $0.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 500,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95,
• Participation_DC DoesNotExist
• Location EqualTo US,

[30DQXH8ESY5YNRX7ZJLITRD5VTKB11]​

 

Yea and then there are folks like @Laura Gomez who just let Chrome fill out their real name, dob, ssn & mother's maiden name and just LOL my posts as if that's not just as bad!

 

Market Research [A2JS5ZGER7BGP0] Survey about Crapemyrtle - $2.00 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$6.11 / hour
00:19:39 / completion time

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Pros:
Could be good pay if you know about gardening. I was very slow.

Cons:
Progress bar is inaccurate. Backloaded questions.
Page formatting is strange and might make you think you are stuck

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 12 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US-CA; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Total approved HITs >= 0; CMBS Survey Attempted DoesNotExist ;

To read Market Research's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Finally caved and got a furminator thingy (well, a knock off lol) and HOLY HECK, where has this glorious thing been my whole life?



I can never live without this again.

 

Is that off an animal or couches?

 

Link please!

 

Then there's the occasional person who probably doesn't speak English who creates their profile with their full name and puts an image of their fucking ID card as their profile picture.

 

Stop attacking me please.

 

I think it's kinda funny b/c it happens fairly often, but the first time ever the person was trying to sell an mturk account and so now the mods just insta-ban accounts that sign up with their ID to clear the avatar and I don't really know which direction is better/worse lol

 

Check your DMs.