06/13 - Stuffy Saturday

Listen you're getting too meta for me to be clever here. Give me gin or give me death beer

 

Let's not forget about whiskey.

 

Wait.. prove it, which?

 

I'll accept a top 5 list, with justification.

 

Oh yes, all the bandaid whiskey

 

But, it's officially National Bourbon Day today (in the timezone that matters)

 

It has a smoke flavor to it as well.

 

Medicine and smoke. It's really interesting. I'm going to buy a big bottle next time I'm well off.

 

Wow dude I'm not fancy. My go to is trash tier, plastic jug shit
Most recent love was Freeland Spirits
But also look at this beautiful thing @IcyTundra sent me though - it's purple!

Spoiler: the prettiest gin

 

Unity completely froze up on me and wouldn't work. Hung at around 70% loading for about 45 minutes before I just gave up and returned it.

 

Just drink vodka then

 

But the worst gin is still better than the mid-est vodka

So what's your list then, Mr. Fancy Juniper Pants?

 

Peter Andre [A14HH745TONFXH] Determine which email addresses are correct - $6.00 | PANDA

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00:29:11 / completion time

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Pros:
for those of you with access to it, it's less intense than his normal hits. involves making judgement calls on which of 2 results provided is probably the correct e-mail. some are no-brainers, some require maybe a minute or two at most of research

Cons:
hourly isn't amazing, but it's decent enough for the work required.

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 37 hours ago)
Qualifications: Great work on email tasks Exists ; Total approved HITs > 10000; Worked for me before DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location EqualTo US;

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OH GURL

Ok, so, understand there is a HUGE difference between true dry & just rando gin, but my list wont differentiate. I, personally, prefer bone ass dry spirits. I am also a strong believer in juniper, I would suck a christmas tree's penis if it had one. I'm OK w/ the citrus/botanical gins, but have less experience w/ them.

1. Botanist - Misses on the juniper tbh, but is indeed bone dry. You drink this with next to nothing in it. Sprig of rosemary, the most low key sugar free tonic you can find.
2. Bombay Sapphire - Listen, this is some trashy shit but it tastes like christmas tree on wallpaper. It's fantastic IMO. Plus, Sapphire & Tonic sounds so much more classy than Ten & Tonic or - fack off - tanqueray & Tonic. There are some "nicer" variations they put out time-to-time but meh.
3. New Amsterdam - When you're poor but don't want to look trashy. It's like a level below Botanist, totally different from Sapphire, but good.
   
4. Aviator - If you're in an airport, drink this just because it's marketed for it. Nothing else to say
5. Gordons - ... I'm not writing anything here. You know what this be. GIN BUCKETTTTT (@hvnnvr lol).

I strongly, fervently, believe in gin martinis, but eff tanqueray. I think Ten is the martinit rec but I, in my infinite trashiness, will never.

 

was wondering why i hadnt caught of hit of his in a few days. seems they went to a qual

 

Thank you, all added to my shopping list. Don't get the reference for #5 but the thought of a gin bucket sounds pretty damn appealing and also like maybe something that @Random Jobber should be tagged about?

 

His regular e-mail HITs are still ongoing I think? This one's reviewing the work from earlier HITs.

 

Botanist/etc pairs w/ st germain for a cocktail I'm not familiar with but will never let you drink anything less until death

Any of the others w/ arugula and there is a tiny bar in LA that will allow you in with some hipster glasses and mustache which is worth it for the drink lol.

Gordons is just like cheap trashy liquor lol. You throw it in a gin bucket (gin, limes, lemons, sprite/sierra mist) to get classy hammered in college.

Literal bucket though.. small tin metal bucket like this:


You can add a drainage spout like on coolers and.. that's self explanatory yea?

Welcome to the south, y'all @Hummingbirdee can explain

 

I guess the pine needles would be great floss. #Multitasking