07/12 - Stretchy Sunday!

Glad you're on the mend, Bob. Happy to hear you're feeling better now, but damn what a thing to go through. We're here for you

 

Hee-Hee! I got so much of that!
Twelve different people waking me up all day and all night, and the very first thing these people said was "Do you prefer 'Bob' or 'Robert'?
Not "Would you like me to roll you over so you don't suffocate from your own vomit?"
I can't get over how 'scripted' everything is these days.
As a Boomer New York Yankee fan, I like "Bobby" because of my childhood hero Bobby Mercer. But all the names are okay!

 

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Never a combo I expected to read

 

we are on night 3 of transitioning to a toddler bed. Other than none of us sleeping I think it’s going well

 

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Thanks, Spud Bud!
My main concern right now is that I still have several meals of cauliflower, broccoli, and cooked carrots in me.
(Yep! Didn't get to have that normal delicious hospital food. The 'renal' diet is apparently the bottom of the barrel.)

 

I don’t get what that has to do with taco’s but I’m all for it

 

Bert it is.

 

Is this actually something you're worried about tho?

 

You're a grown ass man. Maybe you'd sleep better if you weren't transitioning to one for toddlers

 

Fair enough

 

In grade school we used to get kids to swear by doing that song with duck.

Duck buck bo buck banana fanna fo ________!

Then we'd all laugh and laugh and then tell the teacher on the dirty mouthed son of a birch