08/17 - Dad Jokes Monday!

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | Accept Requester: Erin Douglass TZ [A3O3P9JUJVXSHB] Contact TV: [Hrly=$27.74] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=5.00] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=3] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.00 Duration: 30:00 Available: 1 Description: Give us your opinion about our website. Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

Had my little telehealth follow-up brouaha this morning and the nurse asked how my back was feeling, still bad?

Me: ME? what? my back?! It's fineeeee!

Nurse asked if I wanted to "jump up and show her," how good my back was...



Nahhhh, I'm good here...sitting and propped up between several pillows. You can just take my word for it!

 

Are you going to a chiropractor? I know people like to push and/or just go to the regular doctor, and I don't know your specifics, but I am a firm believer that they are the wonder doctors of the spine world.

 

Geoffrey Leonardelli [AT42ELXOHSYWL] Surgical Technology(~ 10 minutes) - $1.70 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.70 / hour
00:13:15 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 10 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [239800-239211] DoesNotExist ; CR Research Group #2 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 80; Location In CA, US;

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CSA_Evanston [A1KC5KFTR68Q8Q] Consumer Opinions Survey (~ 4 minutes) - $0.50 | PANDA

Generous

<24 hours

Unrated

$16.07 / hour
00:01:52 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Okay (HIT Last Seen: 9 minutes ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [240461-239872] DoesNotExist ; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Maybe I jinxed myself, I decided to try to review more HITs, not just when I get a reject. So I posted a review of that HIT about 20 minutes before it was rejected. We'll see if I hear back from him.

 

Title: Collaborative picture description and selection experiment | Accept Requester: Jia [A2VJF44K4TJC6L] Contact TV: [Hrly=$12.17] [Pay=Good] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=5.00] [Fast=0.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=0.00] [Reviews=1] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.00 Duration: 30:00 Available: 0 Description: You and your partner will work together on a communication task to describe and select pictures (earn up to $3 each). Experiment requires mic access. Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

Title: Consumer Response Survey | Accept Requester: Onur Bodur [A3LGPN0ODU0PZO] Contact TV: [Hrly=$9.40] [Pay=Fair] [Approval=1-3 days] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=1.75] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=3.00] [Fair=3.40] [Reviews=24] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.25 Duration: 1:30:00 Available: 1 Description: Fill out a survey of seven (7) short consumer tasks, in about 30 min for $1.25 Qualifications: Not available from queue exports.

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​

 

Ohhh, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg. Really not a fan of chiropractors, personally, but I'm all for whatever helps others! I have a straight up broken gi and busted kidneys and a peptic ulcer and friggen sciatica, so there's just a certain amount of bs involved with being a hot mess I'll be back to normal eventually! I just hate admitting weakness, even when my blood pressure is 78/42 and I'm explaining to the entire room how I'm so totally chill, you guys! We can allllll see that I look like an angry marshmallow, now let me hobble across the room in peace cause I'm a 900 year old bird and I'll pop back eventually

 

Jesus Christ that Gershman was terrible.

 

Jee Won Paek [AIB89GGGWCPDX] Romantic Relationship & Life Events Study(~ 15 minutes) - $1.10 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$4.60 / hour
00:14:20 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Ridiculously underpaid. Several writing elements, all with minimums or timed screens. Just stay away unless you're desperate like me.

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 44 hours ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Total approved HITs <= 10000; Exc: [1740474216-239365] DoesNotExist ; TP Panel: -948591354 N >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Yefim Roth rejection reversed!

 

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH ON A PATIO BEFORE 11AM?

 

Oh good now I can go back and LOL this:

 

You definitely didn't see the post I tagged you in yesterday then

 

Ooh. Yikes. Okay. I just wanted to throw that out there. I hate lower back pain with a passion. I hope you feel better soon!