12/21 - Mistletoe Monday

poor baby turker

 

it's going to be fun finding out what exactly everyone voted for in 5k pages of legislation.

 

Did anyone do the emcdlab hit? Did they get back to you with a code?

 

shoulda had more kids

 

Thanks. I mean, I knew it was gonna be rough, but I didn't realize what an absolute jerk it was gonna turn me into. And I partially grew up in CA so thought I was prepared for a little bit of radiation burns a la sunburns, jeebus Christmas...sunburns 3 inches deep where I can't scratch the itch...in my eye socket that no longer exists...And sudden flashes of light from my optic nerve that'd wake me at 4 am as optic nerve cells die and make me think a flash-bang grenade just went off in my room.

Once this is done I owe a huge amount of apologies to people that I lashed out at and said mean things to when I was being a pissy biatch and was mostly angry at myself for not being able to stay awake long enough to work. And, angry at my family for having people over despite knowing I'm immunocompromised during a pandemic, but that's there and not here.

 

Lol nevermind. I just got it

 

Wait kids get it too?

Why tf was that not in the google headline

 

I think you get 600 for you and also 600 for your kid

 

600 PER kid?

 

Is it too late to pop out a few?

 

pretty sure yeah

 

That's what I'm thinking!
Per kid.

Okay, but like how old does the kid need to be?
Does it have to be MY kid?
Can I just claim some kids?
Does it have to be HUMAN kids?

 

It's not worth it. I lost 10x that amount easily. Child care this last year has not existed.

 

I tried to figure this out so many times whe the girls I grew up around were living easy peasy off their kids and getting big income tax refunds. never did come up with a way.

 

$600/ person meaning you and ur better half. Am I missing something?

 

@WalledPillow @AlexZ

I'm blown away by how amazing this is!

 

Yeah - the kid. He should get 1800!

 

How old is your kid? If they're not on your taxes from last year, you probably won't get the extra.

I've been playing hell with trying to get temporary disability this year since I worked last year despite sending them pictures of my face looking like I got hit in the face while wearing an egg that went 10 rounds with Tyson and saying the reason I missed out on 4 welding jobs was because of it.

Dude on the phone even said "Yeah, I see you've been a welder and millwright" "Yeah, and I'd like go go back to doing that once this is over. No one would hire me while it looked like my eye wouid pop out at any second." "Well, we can only go off last year."

 

I get mixed answers on if you get anything for the bebe’s or not but at least $1,200 if there are two adults