01/23 - Time To Skate Saturday

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Buying a bunch of fortune cookies is like reminding people to say "bless you" after you sneeze, it goes against the natural order of things. These things have to be given or they don't count.

 

I'm always rock hard for fortune cookies until I bite one. Then I fully remember the disappointment I feel every single time.

One order of 6.75 General Tso's coming up! Fried rice or Lo mein?

 

bad reviews

 

Wait, I thought this wasn't being added anymore?


Test:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00750E0X6/

 

chow mein

 

Do you think the average Chinese restaurant is checking the reviews?

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0838VS1HQ/?tag=thtv02-20
get them without fortunes and in a more efficient shape

 

I think I'm some kind of special, you guys.

 

omg I didn't trim the link enough? okay holy shit, thanks for reminding me.

 

doubt they're reading fortune cookie reviews

 

Oh we already knew that

 

Exactly, they only taste good when the chinese restaurant gives you one.

 

Dude's going to mess around and end up chilling in the shadow realm with that other guy lol

 

Wait, so @gener isn't your second account that you post on only when extremely high?

 

Me? Was my joke racist? I wasn't intending to be. I've always heard that as urban folklore/jokes about where the meat comes from. I love asian food. I didn't mean to offend anyone.