04/23 - Fantastic Friday

this kinda thing should just be implanted at birth.. our species has failed itself

 

Ok hear me out though.. if we just did a hard reset, yea our generation is fked because we know the sweet nector of the gods of horrific dietary vices but all future generations can be saved from our insulin roller coaster ways and they'll never know how good they could have had it so it's fine.

I cry for the alternate universe that let me become supreme emperor of humanity.

 

Just a lil 2 cent thing, mainly got that high cause I had no competition for a good while...then the numbers tanked

 

Happy Friday, Forum

 

Dude, I ate like 6 donuts the other day and was still a hypoglycemic dumpster fire within the hour, I'm every algorithm's nightmare They had to take me off the heavy diuretics because unlike most kidney patients, I have low blood pressure, so I couldn't take the lowest dosage without fainting. They tried to give me the lowest dose possible of nitro for my angina and then I basically saw cardio jesus, so that's out

 

Hi, it's Friday, join us for shenanigans and heart rate monitor graphology at noon in the tea room.

 

...what type of animal puts CROCS ON THE TABLE?!

Cute pupper, tho! He sees his leash and he's readyyyyyy!

 

Just like my drug dealing business before weed was legalized

 

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Gotta love the assholes on here these days! I'll update if it's reversed, but the reason in itself I think answers my question of their true personality.

 

youtube sends me to so many great places off this vid every week

 

All I'm getting from this is that there's a tea room here I've never been invited to.

 

Speaking of shenanigans where is my trophy?

 

ikr? Dog paws on the table....totally fine. Shoes...absolutely fucking not.

 

I can grab a couple kidneys while I'm at it, works out perfect!

 

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