01/02 - First Monday of the Year is Suite!

i legitely just laugh out loud

 

Haven't Turked in months. I start again today. Had some glitch this morning and somehow a HIT I wasn't even qualified for was submitted. I immediately emailed the requester and let them know the situation and apologized and all of that. Still get a rejection.

 

It is okay, you just rolled with advantage with a DM that doesn't make 1's override advantage.

 

just rolled a 15. so that means the year will suck by 1/4?

 

Do you have any proficiency bonuses?

 

I mean, I agree with that! And fiance could be suckered into D&D the same way I sucker him into letting me watch football I'm sure. When I said jocks I was mostly trying to find a polite way to say 90% of the plane guys we deal with are douche canoes who constantly ask if I'm secretly a man because I like football and planes and call my fiance whipped for not wanting to get a side girlfriend and bringing the lunches I make him to work every day instead of always eating out.

 

Oh well

 

I do this every year as well. For 2016, I rolled a 6. For 2017, I rolled a 9. It's not the best, but it's an improvement over last year.

I've yet to do my yearly Minesweeper test, though.

 

It's been a while since I made this much money in one day. I installed Panda Crazy and learned how to run that today, plus I worked outside doing some physical labor, so all in all, a good day. Signing off. Have a good night all.

Today's Projected Earnings: $20.45 + Bonuses: $0.02 = $20.47

Spoiler: Today's Projected Earnings Full Details

Requester	Submitted	Projected
MPR Lab	1	$3.00
Cocosci Lab at UC Berkeley	1	$2.50
Project Endor (Zoltar)	17	$2.04
GGSE Research	1	$2.00
SCS Lab	1	$1.50
Daniel B Shank	1	$1.50
Ginges Lab	1	$1.50
Jeffrey Grimes	1	$1.01
EpleyLab	1	$1.00
CANESlab	1	$1.00
Darcie Dixon	1	$0.90
PenTaylor	1	$0.85
Olivola Lab	1	$0.50
ProductRnR	5	$0.50
Amazon Requester Inc. - RVD Team	9	$0.20
Julia Kamin	1	$0.12
Sergey Schmidt	1	$0.10
KB	3	$0.09
MyLikes	7	$0.07
Thor Russell	1	$0.06
Bonuses	N/A	$0.02
Venue Quality	1	$0.01

 

Thank you for legitimately justifying my reroll . I don't play advantage/disadvantage normally. THE DICE KNOW ALL

 

Apparently not cause I can't get a score high enough to do the 0.15 PRnR argh!!!

 

Well then you failed the AC check of 16.

We are all doooomed... dooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed

 

Lol that's funny! You're describing me now! I'll teach you how!

 

jquery

Code:

function QUEUE_VALUE () {
  let total = 0;
  for (let element of $(`.reward`)) {
    total += Number($(element).text().replace(/[^0-9.]/g, ``));
  }
  $(`.title_orange_text_bold`).text(`Queue Value: $${total.toFixed(2)}`);
}

javascript

Code:

function QUEUE_VALUE () {
  let total = 0;
  for (let element of document.getElementsByClassName(`reward`)) {
    total += Number(element.textContent.replace(/[^0-9.]/g, ``));
  }
  document.getElementsByClassName(`title_orange_text_bold`)[0].textContent = `Queue Value: $${total.toFixed(2)}`;
}

javascript with fanciness

Code:

function QUEUE_VALUE () {
  const total = [...document.getElementsByClassName(`reward`)].map(element => Number(element.textContent.replace(/[^0-9.]/g, ``))).reduce( (a, b) => a + b, 0);
  document.getElementsByClassName(`title_orange_text_bold`)[0].textContent = `Queue Value: $${total.toFixed(2)}`;
}

all accomplish the same thing. last 2 are ~ the same speed while both faster than the first

 

And if you rewrite it in Assembly you should see even more gains. (If the browser could naively run Assembly)

 

Year Total Earnings
2016 $2,425.85

Thanks guys, couldn't have done it without you

 

see i knew i like you for a reason. although my sport is hockey

 

$10 from my goal but that's like 1000 more r sounds

 

Year Total Earnings
2016 $1,884.44

ironically that's exactly what i wrote on a note pad before going to bed on the 31st