10/05 - Transformers Thursday!

Gif of two black dudes judging a gif with a ginger talking about penis size? I think you're racist.

ETA: This may be the most risque / politically incorrect thing I ever say on this site. I already regret this decision.

 

cha cha ching

 

Jameis, baby, if you have any remorse for what you did to my evening in Clemson a few years ago you'll just throw every pass to Mike Evans for the love of crab legs & butter biscuits you beautiful bastard THROW IT TO MIKEY MIKE.

 

I didn't realize he was playing tonight, I'm sick. Forgive me?

 

You didn't start DeShaun against me, we're good

 

wish I had gone harder and deeper on them

 

Easily my best draft pick of the year.

Me: Well, I have a couple spots left and nobody good is left, maybe ol' Deshaun will be a good backup come mid season.

Deshaun: I WILL BRING YOU MANY POINTS IF YOU JUST BELIEVE!

 

No fuck that. Throw it to Jackson. I somehow had 7 guys with a bye week and had to pick Josh McCown just to field a QB. I need this.

 

Of course Kane would cherry pick in a 4-0 game halfway through the first.

 

I tilted super hard in our draft when I got stuck with CrowMiller.. but Deshaun may actually save half of that duo. I love him, even if he still can't look at the fracking camera in an interview for w/e reason.

Also, Gallman HYPEEEEE. Zero fantasy relevancy but I'd love to see him get legit playing time since Spiller could never stay on a NFL roster

You sonofabeetch.. I was gonna pick him up since it looks like Mariota has only one leg again..

Never again will I lose track of how many people signed up. Our league's waiver wire is a disaster

 

I miss our Robot Overlord.

 

Right, so, you know what is a legit disaster? I didn't realize that the waiver wire $$ didn't reset and wasted 50 bucks on Tom fucking Savage.

I rekt myself.

 

Sorry this is the thread for real sports.

FAAB is actually fabulous when there's people worth buying. For our league it legit isn't going to matter and @Tecnique is the only one who got anything out of it. I actually prefer auction drafts too (would have sped up our shit show) but its kinda iffy for non-money leagues IMO.. Then again I'm in last place so not sure I have a fantasy opinion anymore

 

You can't go wrong starting a guy against the Browns.

 

seriously... more CSATS?

 

Today's Projected Earnings: $150.08 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7)

⁣	HITs	Value
Viewed	245	$192.16
Submitted	172	$150.08
Approved	172	$150.08
Returned	63	$40.00
Bonuses	N/A	$0.00

+ $2.25 Dermot Lynott I just grabbed.

 

My team is the example of everything can go so so right or everything can just go dumpster fire. One week gronk is at 4 points, the next 33 lol.