10/13 - Friday The 13th

Today has 100% been the best batch turking day I've had in the 8 months I've been doing this.

Today's Projected Earnings: $73.82 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7)

⁣	HITs	Value
Viewed	699	$95.46
Submitted	591	$73.82
Approved	591	$73.82
Returned	92	$18.74
Bonuses	N/A	$0.00

Sergey Schmidt 539 $53.90
C-SATS, Inc 8 $8.16
Peter Burke 33 $3.96
Joe Lo 5 $2.80

 

Be careful with the @Hummingbirdee the power of suggestion is strong with that one next thing you know you'll be buying random kitchen appliances.

 

I hate myself and need numbers so I'm doing CIs.

Do you guys relate different sports teams, or no??

 

My 4 year old likes to watch other kids playing with toys on youtube. Or like the blind bag/box openings. Allllllll the time.

 

I'm moving at the end of the month; I totally need kitchen appliances.

 

I'm writing that book again, boss.

This book consist of your worst nightmares, it is highly advised that you do not read this passage, but you're interested anyways.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

First warning; NSFW due to language and references and scary things.

Spoiler: Second Warning

DO NOT READ, IT'S THE NECRONOMICON

TLDR Warning; You might never sleep again.
You might not ever own any animals again.
You'll probably never leave your house again.
You might starve or become a vegetarian, both bad ideas; just eat whatever you fucking want.
Oh whose kidding, that's you anyways.
You're probably definitely not going to die.

Spoiler: Excerpt From The Necronomicon - Hades

Lucifer / Hades

"Oh foolish mortals, what did you expect? You thought you could double cross me with no regrets?"

I'll take a form, so even you can see. There's no escaping, I said an eternity.

Your cat doesn't love you and neither do I. Why the fuck won't you all just die? They gave me nine lives and I've already used eight. You forgot to feed me so this time, off with your face.

Your earthly objects can't save you, because they're all mine. I'll just come back now, this time, I'm a cow..

I guess a dog works too, so;
We're already back again.

You think I'm the worse that their is?
Knock, knock, why don't you just let us in?

 

You have done it now...

@Hummingbirdee another participant for some retail therapy.

 

36,000 CIs. I just can't do it today.

 

Time to go walk the dog and make sure she poops and pee's then feed her more expensive food than I get. I leave you with this bit of wisdom:

Fart


haha - sorry for the methane show i thought it NSFW'd

 

Interest: balls

 

I'm surprised that Amazon can upload so many things at once when hackers are using the cloud to mine bitcoin.

 

Yeah, but you still haven’t brought me that burger bruh. Chop chop bb.

 

I'm off to do something else. No bad for another late start.

Today's Projected Earnings: $55.00 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7)

⁣	HITs	Value
Viewed	533	$62.60
Submitted	513	$55.00
Approved	513	$55.00
Returned	5	$1.40
Bonuses	N/A	$0.00

 

So AudioKites, it's time for you to fix your damn scripting I have reloaded this damn iframe 3 times. Sometimes your eardrums are worth more then the torture they endure for $0.17.

 

I got 522, but I only did 660 yesterday, so it might be "total" cap for some.

 

(sigh) Everyone's making bank on Sergeys but I don't have the stupid qualification(s).

 

PE $108

I'm off to go pick up the Grandbaby!





Good luck everbody!

 

This Halloween.

 

Yea cross-country drone trip is entirely possible just need to get it working on the cellular network. How about I just get you a giftcard?



Disclaimer: Limited quantities of 0 gift cards are available. Did you actually think I am Oprah or something?

 

Same here.