10/13 - Friday The 13th

That sounds like an amazing deal tell him to send it in gold or silver and we would be interested in such investment.

 

@ChrisTurk is posting creepy pasta allowed if tagged not safe for human eyes.

 

Lets find out, together.

 

I now realize the power of nips and disambiguation.

 

As long as it's not The Strangers were good. That one messed me up.

 

Spoiler: Ya'll prolly shouldn't have sold that

I sold you my soul for something ridiculous, and I want it back.

Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Where are your children right now? Did you forget or did you not see that movie?

Did you not read my book? Are you not my child?



Maybe your kid is with a babysitter. Maybe just in the next room. Maybe you don't even have children.
I'm sure you heard about chucky.
If you haven't he is a misguided soul of a serial killer who has the ability to enter into dolls, or basically just about anything.



Does he still look like this?





or is he that stuffed animal you bought as a gift?

Spoiler: Harry Potter Fans

Lord Voldemort
The True Defense Against The Dark Arts Instructor


Really, we're going to take it easy on you now.
Remember hearing about magic? Believed in it anyways? Ooops.

Avada Kedavra!

That doesn't affect you at all, and that's why you're so strong. The problem of the matter is, your best friend, he believed in this, and before you can pickup the phone, his fate is so clear, he literally died, drinking his last beer.

Spoiler: Guess whose back

Freddy Kreuger
Did you forget about me? Don't worry, dying is just a Grinch.

He knows where you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He made a list and checked it twice, oh my gosh you better be nice.

You should really get some coffee right now.
A dream walking murderer who kills you in your sleep.

You thought you could forget him, and now you've sealed your fate.



Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout cause I'm telling you why, Lucifer's coming to town.

 

The most concerning part of this post is that bbcode tags apparently don't work in spoilers.

...and the potential for @SeDuCeR to turn these into erotica creepy pasta.. now that's terrifying.

 

that's later in the essay

You are admin? Fix bbcode tags in spoilers plz.

 

An admin's work is never done. @ChrisTurk, should I get the post ready?

 

Is it that one, that one is mine.

 

Depending on the complexity of the fix:



or




maybe I should just leave the bottle?

 

dibs @TissueHime

 

Cocosci Lab at UC Berkeley [AHG3DFQ65ESGY] Play a fun platformer game! (~ 7 minutes) - $0.75

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$22.13 / hour
00:02:02 / completion time

Pros: Literally what it says.. play a game. Was fun (as fun as a survey can be).
Was actually kinda difficult lol.
Cons:

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I hadn't.. that was.. interesting.

Way better than the dot game.

 

you are doing surveys now?