11/05 - Sealing Sunday!

Are you kidding me AJ Green??? You just screwed me big time. And you're sure to be suspended too. Idiot!

 

PE: forgot about an old 401k from 2011, found a 2012 statement saying it was at $200 with a 13.6% return at the time. Gonna find out what that bad boy’s worth and roll that sucka over tomorrow.

 

Also, what I really came to post. Good week considering I was only around for about 4 days.

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

The following is a summary of activity for your Mechanical Turk account for the week ending Nov 04, 2017.

Your HIT activity for this week:
- Number of HITs submitted: 714

Approvals and payments that occurred this week:
- Number of HITs approved: 753
- Number of HITs rejected: 0
- Bonus reward earned: $38.21
- HIT reward earned: $290.38
- Total Amount earned this week: $328.59

 

A sheriff says a man walked into a Baptist church in Sutherland Springs, Texas, and started shooting, leaving multiple people dead.

 

Title: Write a facebook post - relevant_photo | PANDA Requester: Data Buff [A1JGETURRZXSNG] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.38] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 4.75] [Fast: 4.67] Description: Write a facebook post to be posted from a facebook account we control Time: 20 minutes(s) HITs Available: 5 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Facebook Poster EqualTo 1;

 

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Ryan Hamilton [A39K0LU7SBU1G3] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 7] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $27.17/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 2] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.75 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: Give us your opinion about our ad Requirements: Masters has been granted

 

@ChrisTurk

I don't need the forum to distract myself. I am perfectly capable of doing that all on my own.

 

Ryan Hamilton [A39K0LU7SBU1G3] Answer a survey about your opinions - $0.75 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$35.06 / hour
00:01:17 / completion time

Pros: Super fast, one page + 2 demographic questions.
Cons: Swapping answer scales so pay attention!

To read Ryan Hamilton's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Your HIT activity for this week:
- Number of HITs submitted: 36

Approvals and payments that occurred this week:
- Number of HITs approved: 41
- Number of HITs rejected: 0
- HIT reward earned: $20.12
- Total Amount earned this week: $20.12

 

Just calculated it out, $286. Not bad considering the idiots had me in a 25% bond allocation as an 18 year old. 7.42% return on money I didn’t know I had so I’m not complaining.

 

Title: Attraction Among Heterosexuals | PANDA Requester: Alastair Davies [A5B67QN7VUMTW] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: You must be a heterosexual adult to participate. Complete a 10-30 minute survey about sexual attraction and your experiences, if any, with cheating in heterosexual sexual relationships, as well as other psychological characteristics, such as personality. Time: 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Masters Exists; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95;

 

here's a special shout-out to all you turkey haters out there.

 

My response:

 

On this note, credit karma now does the lookup for unclaimed funds that exists on a few govt websites / various other places on the Internet.

Nothing like the roller coaster of hope then disappointment of running that funky little tool every once in a while haha.

 

Please warn me if this is ever a thing, so I can leave this place on my own terms and not at your hands.

My terms would basically include flying out to CA, shaking your hand and congratulating you on your win, then seeking out SAJ and giving him a big hug, and then walking into the desert to bury my mturk treasure, and leaving a map here how to find that treasure, but ONLY if you guys can agree what's on the perfect hamburger.

 

Cocaine. You only need cocaine on a burger.

 

Too late @Girl Polar Bear already banned you.

 

I looked those up a couple of times and never found it on there. Honestly, I always assumed whatever menial amount I had contributed wound up being eaten by plan fees but looking at this statement apparently I wasn’t being charged any so now I just gotta track everything down.

And by that I mean my bosses are all financial advisors and I’m going to just ask them to help me and hope they don’t laugh too hard at my allocation and I don’t become the joke of the office.

 

seal fat

 

do not do it, check TO to see what I mean.