11/05 - Sealing Sunday!

I recently discovered that I had $160 that's been rolling around somewhere for the past 10 years. They finally posted my name (maiden, that's how long it's been out there) in the local paper saying I had unclaimed monetary property and I needed to claim it.



I'm going to have to check that site too.

 

Anyone that orders that is inevitably about to say, "hold the burger."

 

My plan for usurping power from @ChrisTurk and banning all mods goes like this:

- Get everyone (especially @ChrisTurk) to install Turkey script.
- Plant malicious code in Turkey script that navigates the XenForo admin panel when an admin is logged in and grants Totally Not , admin rights.
- Use these admin rights to ban all admins.
- Plot twist: Figure out how to monetize TurkerHub without donations, gives profits to @ChrisTurk , says "thanks for the ride I know I looked like a bad guy, but you have to trust my judgment, sometimes god works in mysterious ways", then rides off into the sunset after giving @ChrisTurk control of his website again as well as large piles of cash.

... so I guess this is why nobody installs my Turkey script.

 

Just got the iPhone X today. Looks like Imma have to do 2000 0.50 cent surveys to make up for that one. Time to get to work.

 

I'll have a cocaine burger with a large coke, and please add extra coke and hold the burger.

Man, my innuendo needs work.

 

I ate some whale once. It was actually pretty tasty. It's like the 'Bacon of the Sea'.

 

For security reasons, my device is currently is set to block installation of anything obtained/written from/by you!

 

Title: Closed Restaurant Validation | PANDA Requester: Taste of the World [A2EILHT073BDZZ] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.09] [Fair: 4.29] [Comm: 3.05] [Fast: 4.03] Description: Quick research task that requires workers to indicate if a restaurant is still open for business or is now permanently closed Time: 20 minutes(s) HITs Available: 130 Reward: $0.12 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 5000; ToTW Reviewer GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95;

 

Is he a requester?

 

To sync across my computers and my GF's, I host my private scripts on Greasyfork, which technically only has an "unlisted" option but no "private" option (so people can find them by name on Google if they know what to look for).

Scaring you away from my software is also part of my grand master plan to dodge paying for a private GitHub account.

You're gonna have to think harder if you don't want to play right into my hands.

 

Just be glad the moron didn't break his hand.

 

Sort of, he requests that you draft him, and then provides you with misery.

Not far off from what most requesters provide.

 

Give her no sympathy. Have you her PA? It's the lowest in the league.

Poor @Tecnique has had 200 more PA.

 

Damn I keep leaving out words today. That's the third time. I usually don't start doing that until around my 4th beer.

 

He's the star wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals.

@ChrisTurk that's true, it's hard to look on the positive side when he left me with one point this week and I'm guessing he's looking at a 1 or 2 game suspension with the chokehold and punches to the head. But yeah, glad he didn't injure himself hitting the helmet that many times.

 

use this for your beer

 

The hotlink protection?

 

just a table for beers