11/12 - The Siege of Sunday!

If CT actually made money, he wouldn't have to eat fancy bird food.

 

As a Bird, I take offense at our foods being compared.

 

Truthhhhhh

 

Fair enough.

 

I've been from living under bridges to leaving servers $200 tips for $10 meals at restaurants just to see their reactions.

It was just another set of ups/downs on my personal rollercoaster of plot twists and role shifts.
Just another perspective to stick in my pocket and save for later when people tell me to "walk a mile in their shoes".

 

this fancy bird https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiscalus_mexicanus used to eat my dog's fancy food one kibble at a time. wtf dog u r bigger than this bugger

 

Sometimes I write things for the sake of a wise crack and just know its going to come back to bite me.. this was a great example

...I have poor impulse control when I'm fiending for the LOLs.

 

#teambringbackjagd

 

PE:$5.25 /yawn

 

Better than my tree-fitty.

 

This is clearly why you like having me around.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

 

When Porgy was a baby, not even 2 pounds, he stole a giant piece of soft pretzel from Franklin, who is 90 pounds. He growled super loud (the kitten) and was dragging a giant chunk of soft pretzel across the floor, climbed up the couch, struggled, eventually got it up there. Ate it slowly while the dog sadly watched.

 

What is everyone eating today? What should I eat?

 

lol the bird would perch on the plate. stare at the dog. grab a kibble. drop it in the water bowl beside the food bowl. stare at the dog for a hot minute. then eat the soften kibble. rinse and repeat for half hr or so

 

pride

 

Spoiler: Bourbon chicken