11/13 - Mother Duck Monday!

@Randomacts

 

Jesus H. Christ.
StanleyMilgram has REALLY let himself go.

 

And the prequel...

 

@Clozy Love the script yo!!

 

Second worst.
Wearing clothes is awful.
But it's still less effort to put them on my body than it is to fold them and put them away.

I abhor effort.

 

RIP u trolled me

 

Just shower with your clothes on and use a blow dryer when you get out. You can also warm a slice of old pizza with the hair dryer and eat while you wait.

 

And if you aren't hungry now, heat up the pizza slice and smash it (cheese side down) onto your scalp. It'll stay stuck for hours and if you have enough hair you can cover it completely keeping it protected from birds and pizza thieves.

 

There's a version of Tampermonkey for FF Quantum, and most userscripts don't use things that are Chrome-specific.

Some of the cutting-edge stuff will only work in one browser another, but that's mostly just obscure pre-standard experimental stuff like WebMIDI, WebUSB, etc.

There's a handful of compatibility issues with secure websites and certificates, since FF Quantum currently blocks a lot of the stuff that Chrome has only been warning people that it'll eventually be blocking as well.

Getting jQuery to bind correctly was a PITA, but once I got it to bind through an HTTPS link rather than an HTTP one, the browser used the local cached copy regardless of whether a script was @requiring it from HTTP or HTTPS.

This is all from experience w/ the beta, so I have no idea what might've changed for the stable branch.

But overall, everything should mostly work just fine. The hiccups I encountered were just initial setup hiccups, and everything was fast and smooth afterwards.

 

It's like the pain of watching a Pauly Shore and Tara Reid movie, but the pain is in your groin, not in your eyes. And your groin is throwing up from the pain. THAT'S how it feels.

 

That will also work as a cologne and attract attention from the opposite sex. Make sure to use two slices to thwart any anger that may happen if you run out of pizza in the presence of a potential mate.

 

Can confirm, this will definitely attract me.

 

Why will it only attract the opposite sex?

 

Pizza love has no gender, yo.

 

It will work for the same sex too, just make sure you put enough extra on the scalp.

 

Shopping for a computer chair.
Pretty sure I need this one.

 

About to return about 15 of these...

1.80
clay fink
https://www.mturk.com/mturk/previewandaccept?groupId=3VQLDQTE66VF7R91LA9C1UGSEWIAU0

4:03pm now, returning at 4:15pm