11/16 - Thinker Thursday!

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  1. purplepoppi

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    WTF am I missing?
     
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  2. dan

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    Hey ---, My name is dan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of swimming pools and solar panels. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten masters? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own rejection rate, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on MyLikes. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your hardest HIT. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Wisdom of the Crowd, and starter on my Huddlr team. What HITs do you do, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight 100% accepts, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just did a survey for me; Shit was SO cash). You are all --- who should just ban yourself. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my cat.
     
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  3. ChrisTurk

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    ...@THFYM
    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Raise Your Approval %ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
     
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  4. gurlondrums

    gurlondrums Cracker of the Step Whip

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  5. ChrisTurk

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    Maybe too much @dan LOL
     
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  6. THFYM

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    FTFY
     
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  7. Buzby

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    Late, but I was already typing it before the forum got spammed.




    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unqualled little Grinch? I’ll have you know I turked top of my class on the Mturk subreddit, and I’ve been involved in numerous Breligs, and I have over 300 approved HITs.

    I am trained in turking warfare and I’m the top worker in the entire Location is not one of: US-AL, US-AR, US-HI, US-IA, US-ID, US-LA, US-ME, US-MO, US-MS, US-NE, US-NM, US-OK, US-RI, US-SD, US-UT, US-VT, US-WY. You are nothing to me but just another turking noob. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Hub, mark my fucking words.

    You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of requesters across Mturk and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Earnings Available For Transfer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your HIT Approval rate in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

    Not only am I extensively trained in non-masters turking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ProductRNR data and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Hub, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

    But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your pending earnings are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s(HIT) fury all over you and you will drown in rejects.

    You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
     
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  8. ChrisTurk

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    It was super fking funny b/c of the "pic related me & my cat" w/ his avatar though
     
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  10. total

    total Well-Known Turker

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  11. Totally Not Salem

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  16. morweeg

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    Someone should do the "you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" one, I'm not clever enough.
     
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  17. Cosmo

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    What the hell?! I spend the evening with my wife and kids and just popped in while waiting for my work order at the start of my shift and... Gah!!!!

    @Jasper , we'll miss you. Good luck man.

    And the rest of y'all, go f yourselves. (Am I doing this right? Lol) j/k... I love you all.
     
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  18. Vanyanka

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    Hi. Can I be your friend?
     
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  20. ChrisTurk

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    Only if you can forgive the fact half of us are acting like 13 year old boys tonight.

    Wait @Buzby you started this horrible chain of unwholesomeness! :emoji_joy:
     
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