11/20 - Monkey Monday

give it a month or so

 

I love how I saw this and immediately thought "Hmm @Hummingbirdee might find this amusing."

 

Title: Fun task with motivational quotations for native English speakers,15-25 minutes | PANDA Requester: Zwetelina Iliewa [ADGP0MHJOLYH7] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.40] [Fair: 2.33] [Comm: 1.00] [Fast: 3.00] Description: You will see a list of quotations - also known as "brainy quotes" - and we will ask you to categorize the main message of each quotation. Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: Gender - Male is 1; Masters has been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90; Location is US;

 

No, but really, we do. We need them. ALL OF THE BADGES

 

TH Owner badge?

 

I'm starting my pot roast soon, will that be enough to summon c-sats @gurlondrums ?

 

I think my qual sorter is severely out of date. It says the last time I was assigned a qual was in August.

 

NerdLab Lab Group 2:29:09 PM
Short (5-6 min) research task for $0.50 + potential $1.00 bonus! Fast approval(~ 5 minutes)Accept

From watcher -NerdLab Lab Group
Qualified - true
Number of HITs -23
Reward -$0.50
Duration -00:30:00
GID -36MWL0IRFB90G4J23YU62JLXERNOHW

The Wharton School 2:39:29 PM
5 minute survey for $0.50Accept

From watcher -The Wharton School
Qualified - true
Number of HITs -1
Reward -$0.50
Duration -00:45:00
GID -3F3L2W19PN959RATUWL99WCNHNL22F

 

Title: Find the weight and ticket numbers | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Juan Carlos Ferrer [APV1EO6R6DNZ2] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.11] [Fast: 4.78] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 9] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Reward: $0.01 Duration: 2 minutes Available: 1085 Description: You are provided a picture of a ticket, find the weight and ticket number in the ticket Requirements:

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8​

Does anyone know which weight number they want?

 

A guy is sitting at a bar in the Penthouse on the 30th floor of a fancy hotel. A woman walks up to him and says, "Hey, sailor, what cha drinking?"

"Oh, nothing," the guy replies, "Except for this... magic beer!"

"What?" the girl says, incredulous. "No way!"

"Yes," the guy says, "I'm dead serious. This beer is MAGIC. What this."

The guy downs the rest of his beer, runs over to a nearby window, opens it, jumps out and starts FLYING around. After about a minute, he comes back in.

"WOW!" says the girl, "That's amazing! I want to try some of that!"

"Barkeep!" says the man, "Give the lady one of what I'm having."

The barkeep comes over and gives the lady a beer. She promptly downs it, runs over to the windows, yells, "Watch me!" and jumps out.

She then promptly falls into the ground below.

The barkeeper sighs heavily and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ash hole when you're drunk!"

 

Yo momma's

 

I did 596 John Doe HITs today and only stopped because it just capped me