11/20 - Monkey Monday

@ChrisTurk

Might want to go with digital clickbank products to take advantage of your top position:

https://www.clickbank.com/products/computers-internet/101-secrets-of-a-microsoft-excel-addict/

 

that's so much better sounding than i dropped my cellphone on my face while checking my email in bed

 

Title: 11 min survey on online content - note you must have a webcam and use the Chrome or Firefox browser(~ 11 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: KSU [A3SD7W03ELS45E] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.52] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 4.83] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 39] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $6.00/hr] [Pen: 0.08 days] [Res: 100% of 1] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.10 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 6 Description: A survey on online content - note you must have a webcam and use the Chrome or Firefox browser Requirements: Exc: [-64534866-64845] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8​

 

How many ads do you think you can serve on TV? I'm thinking at least three. One across the top, then two on each side. Maybe one mid page between the review score and the pro/cons.

 

My point is that someone can't take in say 3000 extra calories(like 20 beers worth) a week and offset it with 1500 calories of running. I don't disagree that running that 10 miles will do a lot of good, but if that's all you're doing to offset the extra then you'll probably need to step it up a bit. You can't outrun a shitty diet.

 

BEAT YOU @Polar Bear

 

I put ads on the daily thread for logged out users (aka dirty lurkers) for a day last week.. Taking that $0.97 to the bank baby.

 

I did. Told them I'd be happy to redo them if they wanted. Explained how the hit accepted them, even though I'd forgotten to change the "default" text in one of the steps.

Fingers crossed.

Maybe if I do a shit ton more correctly, they'll call it a wash and let them all pass.

 

my dirty martini is 99% pickle juice 1% cocaine

 

What do you do with the "Group Study" HIT when you've been waiting "for the other players to click 'Next" for like 10 minutes?

 

Um, this sounds amazing. Share, please?

 

Most people think the same thing until the try it. I maintain that vermouth is highly underrated.

 

FWIW beer isn't "just calories", either.
Alcohol influences the levels of quite a few different metabolic hormones in your body.

 

Same dude, except I ate a triple baconater for breakfast so thats expected.

 

I was trying to learn how to hockey stop/power slide in my new skates and...it has not gone well so far. I tore a pair of pants and scraped my knee like a kid lol. Gonna have to suck it up and wear my dorky AF knee pads till I get the hang of fast stops on these suckers.

One klutz + fast skates = accidents